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Please remain as stupid
as possible...

As part of our ongoing revamp of Britain's favourite listings magazine we request that you avoid thinking at all costs.

This may take a bit of effort on some people's parts (tchah - where did being clever ever get anyone anyway?) but, with a bit of luck, by the end of it we'll have a listings magazine we can all be proud of. Thank you for bearing with us.

The Editor, whoever that happens to be now

COVER STORY

So which one did you buy? Perhaps you bought all four. And possibly a nice special leatherette binder to keep them in.

Hopefully you keep them on your coffee table as a 'conversation piece' next to the hardback Man Ray while cats mewl for attention at your stockinged feet amidst all the empty bottles of Lambrusco. From where you sit, on your plush dark grey sofa you can just make out the London skyline through the window, forboding and dark, but ultimately beautiful. Life is really marvellous isn't it.

HOW THE COVER WAS MADE - Page 23

And where to find...
FILMS
49
TV
70

RADIO
126

UNKNOWN MEDIA 356

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