The 100 Greatest Bonks Posted Fri Oct 5 21:51:39 BST 2001 by 'Squidy'

Coming soon to Channel Four, a brand new fixed poll of actors pretending to do naughty things to each other. Includes (probably) those two off This Life, those two off Pride And Prejudice, those lesbians in Brookside, and Miss Piggy and Kermit The Frog, included as an example of 'irony'. They were all gay and on drugs, you know.

P.S. This is not a joke.

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Fri Oct 5 22:01:28 BST 2001:

I seriously hope it is a joke.

Otherwise, I'm taking my DC-10 to Horseferry Road.


Sorry

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Posted By Mogwai on Sat Oct 6 20:55:29 BST 2001:

They're showing their age a bit, using a bit of twee that hasn't been in common usage for at least a decade.

Ah well. I'm sure someone'll step up to the plate soon enough to tell us all how "innovative" this programme is.

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Posted By Mogwai on Sat Oct 6 20:56:57 BST 2001:

That was meant to say "twee slang".

I'm not entirely sure what "a bit of twee" is.

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Posted By You Have No New Messages In Your Mailbox on Sat Oct 6 22:51:08 BST 2001:

Anyone got any Semtex or a time machine?

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Posted By 'tim_e' on Sat Oct 6 23:37:58 BST 2001:

Shit, I've only just seen the bit on the original message saying "This is not a joke."

For fuck's sake.

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Posted By 'Ian the Smegmeister' on Mon Oct 8 18:56:20 BST 2001:

Clearly is a joke, otherwise there'd be something on the C4 website.

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Posted By 'jayne' on Tue Oct 9 11:53:39 BST 2001:

It is Top 10 Sci Fi on Channel 4 on Saturday introduced by the god-like Tom Baker - no really it is.

Sci Fi is better than sex any day - or is it?

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Posted By 'Lex' on Thu Oct 11 20:20:00 BST 2001:

Other "Up & coming Top 10s"

1) Top 10 of Everything- in which Stuart Macaroni interviews himself close to zero degrees Kelvin and is made into a nanite organism. He is therfore able to experience the totallity of everything and nothing.
Presented by Phil Jupitus.

2) The Top 10 of Benn :- One of the 20th century's greatest luminaries of British parliamentary democracy, introduces hilarious "outtakes" from what some have dubbed "the mother of all parliments"

3) Top of The Docs:- Dr.Christian Baarnard presents this "off the wall" weekly look athe the best performing NHS Trusts.(N.Ireland can see highlights from an empty room in Stormont).

4) Top 10 Delusions :- Don Quixote presents the viewers charts of favourite visionary mystics. Everyone thought they were mad but now their ideas are as part and parcel of daily life. With Stuart Macaroni, how he managed to keep himself in a C4 job & endless royalties from cable syndication.
A money for old rope productions.

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Posted By Mogwai on Fri Oct 12 00:46:04 BST 2001:

Top 100 Scenes Involving A Banana

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