Wacky - Chewie's zany Wookie pal, guaranteed to say the wrong thing at the worst possible moment.

Sgt Major Deathbolt - A stormtrooper drill sgt, played by Windsor Davies. "Now listen 'ere, you Imperial rabble!"

Degrassi Dune High - spin-off series, featuring a young Luke and his alarmingly precocious friends, grappling with teen issues beneath the blazing twin suns of Tatooine.

The Black and White Minstrel Sand People.

Marty, Princess Leia's hairdresser (played by Harvey Fierstein)

>Wacky - Chewie's zany Wookie pal, guaranteed to say the wrong thing at the worst possible moment.

Ah! Sounds like The Star Wars Holiday Special. Nothing anyone can make up could be more inappropriate than that.

And, when you realise the next film's called "Attack Of The Clones", and that more monsters are being added to the original trilogy again, it's hard not to worry George Lucas might be thinking of filling his universe with yet more wacky sidekicks and useless gimmickry...

For someone so revered, he has astonishingly bad judgement.

"It's R3D3, Artoo's new girlfriend! Hey, li'l buddy, she's a real looker!"

Mamma Fett, a large bounty hunter.

Mike and Joe, a double act at the Mos Eisley canteena who go down a storm.

> Jabba the Hat

Of course! Jabba "The Hat" McVitie.

"Fingers" Vader

>Mike and Joe, a double act at the Mos Eisley canteena who go down a storm.

...before complaining that The Empire Strikes back was "dark just for the sake of it", and nowhere near as good as the "joyous, eye-twinkling" Star Wars (when it was on the radio).

Yoga, Yoda's brother, played by Dhalsim out of Street Fighter.

Vincent Vader - a foot massaging, smack-shooting, sweaty, overweight Lord of the Sith.

Angus Deayton.

Bob Fortuna.

the christmas special is a joy to behold, for all the wrong reasons. carrie fisher acting like carrie fisher...on acid, because she probably was. mark hamill and his inch-thick make-up to cover his motorbike-accident scar. bea arthur as the bartender. a wookie called lumpy. carrie fisher (i think) singing the star wars theme with specially made lyrics. the whole plot. classic. the only properly good thing about it is the first appearance of bobba fett in that cartoon

>Bob Fortuna.

And, indeed, Bob Fett.

Green Grebo (Wiz out of Mega City Four in a lime leotard)

Salacious Crumb (a different one) (Robert Crumb's other brother, who draws everything as if made out of linguini, sleeps in a bin and passes an eighteen foot coil of barbed wire through his colon every forty six minutes)

Rangdo Calrissian (Token aspidistira)

>Rangdo Calrissian

... Dando Calrissian?

Ren & Stimpy.

By the same token, Hamlet and Winston Smith.

And Anna Karenina

Kilgore Trout, Mephistopheles and Harris from Three Men In A Boat.

Hey, this is getting easier...

Er...Mrs Doasyouwouldbedoneby, Lady Circumference and Sooty.

Han Solo.



Doh!

Li Mu Bai

>Doh!

Ned Flanders.

(Do you see what I did there?)

The 64th ewok. (Man, was he pissed off.)

Mac, out or Mac and Me.

>Mac, out or Mac and Me.

You know I meant 'of'

Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln

>The 64th ewok. (Man, was he pissed off.)

They also missed out that whole scene when Han sells a load of Ewoks to Huntingdon Life Sciences.

Biggs Darklighter

...well, not much anyway.

i've seen some pretty gay threads on this forum (i started most of them) but this is the gayest.

Mr Puddings, a jolly storm trooper who brings round nice puddings for all the other storm troopers every day at six o'clock.

Robin Asquith in "Star Wars Episode III - Confessions of a Sith Lord"

Boaby Wan Kenobi, Obi's Scottish half-brother

Jek Porkins
Tzizvvt
Wioslea aka Grasshopper
Chief Chirpa
Amanaman
Droopy McCool

... were all, distressingly, actually in the Star Wars films.

The Actor Steven Frost

>i've seen some pretty gay threads on this forum (i started most of them) but this is the gayest.

"Gay, like the colour yellow, is indefinable." Discuss.

>i've seen some pretty gay threads on this forum (i started most of them) but this is the gayest.

"What's more gay, the gay thread or the gay who contributes to it?" - Bent Kenobi

>>i've seen some pretty gay threads on this forum (i started most of them) but this is the gayest.
>
>"What's more gay, the gay thread or the gay who contributes to it?" - Bent Kenobi


Damned fool, I *knew* you were gonna say something like that...

Ted 'Darth' Maul