Does he get his cock out?

>Does he get his cock out?

Sadly no, and he doesn't boast to the audience how much he's getting paid for the ad either, a la Metallic KO, a must LP for anyone considering a career as a front man

"You paid 5 bucks to be here, I was PAID 20,000"

Or front woman, sorry Beelzebub, I know how you long to rub yer genitlia into the face of impressionable youths, and I for one comend you.

>Or front woman, sorry Beelzebub, I know how you long to rub yer genitlia into the face of impressionable youths, and I for one comend you.

The more impressionable, the better. Frot, frot.......

>>Or front woman, sorry Beelzebub, I know how you long to rub yer genitlia into the face of impressionable youths, and I for one comend you.
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>The more impressionable, the better. Frot, frot.......
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Well considering Iggy once got on No73 (who ever booked that one, can you introduce me to your connection), maybe one day you'll get on Blue Peter Road Show. Can't get more impressionable than that, and all you'll need is some bottle tops (I'm talking about the presenters BTW)

Oddly enough, I recently dreamt that I had won a prize in a Blue Peter competition and the prize was sexual intercourse with the boy with the highlighted hair from Blue Peter - I wasn't the slightest bit interested so that was rather a boring dream.....!

>Oddly enough, I recently dreamt that I had won a prize in a Blue Peter competition and the prize was sexual intercourse with the boy with the highlighted hair from Blue Peter - I wasn't the slightest bit interested so that was rather a boring dream.....!

I'd go down on that Konnie, I feel it my duty, I don't know why.

Considering this thread has already deteriated, I was talking to my mate and she told me that this girl she fancied had said this "I think I may have had an orgasm", what do you make of this, luckily I'm a bloke so there is quite a bit of physical evidence, but for girls, surely you know either way.

Hmm, curious! I would say that a female person who says "I think I may have had an orgasm" has never had an orgasm 'cos if they had, they'd sure as hell recognise another one!

>Hmm, curious! I would say that a female person who says "I think I may have had an orgasm" has never had an orgasm 'cos if they had, they'd sure as hell recognise another one!

My point exactly, you got to feel sorry for these girls. In the words of Therapy? "Masturbation saved my life"

WOMEN WHACK OFF!

I touched Iggy Pop when he jumped into the crowd at Reading this year...thats my claim to fame. Although, as none of you know me due to me lurking...it doesn't really mean anything.... oh well.

P.S I touched Ian Astbury as well. I think i'm a past it rocker magnet.