This is one of the worst things I've ever seen. It reminds me of those student comedians Borat went to see in Edinburgh.

Apparently run for 12 year old trolls, by 12 year old trolls. Hopefully they'll all start hanging around that site for their regular "fix" and leave the rest of the fucking Internet alone.

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Once upon a tube of anus cream, a man called Gordon McBill lived happily on the island of Lesbania, with his pink elephant and his green camel. He was a keen gardener and his favourite plant was the Genetically modified geranium!

BIG-TURDING DEAL! DO WE GIVE AN ANUS WIPE ABOUT WHAT FLAMING GORDON MCBILL LIKES AND DISLIKES? NOOOOO! WE CHUMMING WELL DON'T!

Okay let's get on with it. Gordon McBill's camel could talk, as a matter of fact, and he had conversations with the poor thing every day!

"Hello Greeny" said Gordon cheerily, as he did a little highland jig

"Sod off Arse wipe!" said moaned Jeff, the camel said glumly...

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... etc.

This is exceptional.
I'm particularly fond of the green messageboard which disguises all of the disapproving comments in greentext. If you look at the index file you'll find a spreadsheet with a list of goalkeepers and their prospective prices. Methinks the man is running a dodgy footballer kidnapping scam. Might as well - 'e's doing fuck all else worthwhile.

Sweet Bobby Davro, how bad is this. And don;t say 'I don't see YOU doing anything better'. That isn;t an argument. They tried and look what happened.