Leave me alone.
I am but a man
Surely "I am butter man"?
>I am but a man
That's no excuse. Go to your room.
Perhaps we need a National Be Nice to Richard Herring Week, then? Someone else start....
>Perhaps we need a National Be Nice to Richard Herring Week, then? Someone else start....
Mr. Herring, you didn't by any chance borrow a large amount of money off an ex-girlfriend, if so, change your telephone number.
Ah, poor Herring! I am feeling extremely aggressive as I am ovulating so all blokes are in danger of being beaten to a pulp and/or having their brains shagged out. I suggest a huge orgy as we have less than 24 hours before meltdown. RHC can sit in the corner and crochet if she prefers.
I have never borrowed money off a girlfriend
In fact the reverse is true
>I have never borrowed money off a girlfriend
>In fact the reverse is true
In that case you should feel completely justified in slagging them off under a silly pseudonym on an internet forum, tho' play yer cards right... you might get some angery sex...which is better than none.
PS Am I right in saying you admitted to the listeners of Marc Radcliffs Graveyard slot that you nearly shat yourself in a car. We remember Mr Herring... tho' I don't know why.
You really don't know what you're talking about. IT's a shame people on the internet don't choose to check their facts before they wade in with their opinions.
It was in fact Stew who DID shit himself in a car.
I don't understand your other comment at all (about the pseudonym) I'm afraid whatever you think you've read has nothing to do with me.
Can't help but burst in and patronise you Mr Herring, but I think some people in here get a kick out of riling you - don't take them so seriously!
Anything that gives me a chance to tell the story about Stew shitting himself on the way to Cheltenham is all right by me 8ACE
>Anything that gives me a chance to tell the story about Stew shitting himself on the way to Cheltenham is all right by me 8ACE
How did it happen? Can I ask for the full story, or whould it just be "he shat himself by accident on the way to Cheltenham?"
Actually, I'm assuming it was an accident.
If you've seen Jerry Springer the opera you might have cause to question the accidental nature.
But yes he was ill. And I guess a fart turned from gas to liquid.
It's all right for you lot. You weren't in the car with him
He put his pants in the cistern of a toilet in Cheltenham and Gloucester college. I wonder if they're still there
He was twenty-eight years old...aaaahhhh!
Fair enough. You get a story like that, course you want to share it.
Shall I tell my Bobby Gillespie story?
Naah.
Do you mean the one I think you mean? Don't, it's rubbish.
Who's Bobby Gillespie ?
Send the tale of poor Stew to Popbitch. They love "celebrity scat" stories. Especially if they come from "friends" of the "celebs" "involved".
Sorry, too many quotes there. Couldn't resist.
>If you've seen Jerry Springer the opera you might have cause to question the accidental nature.
>But yes he was ill. And I guess a fart turned from gas to liquid.
>It's all right for you lot. You weren't in the car with him
>He put his pants in the cistern of a toilet in Cheltenham and Gloucester college. I wonder if they're still there
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Sorry, I thought you had shat yer pants, but I got the wrong one (come on it was a long time ago).
And the gag about borrowing money was due to Beelzebub having a go at you, I had no idea that you had lent money to an ex.
To make it up to you I promise to borrow my mates Fist of Fun book and read it.
>Who's Bobby Gillespie ?
The ex-drummer of the Jesus and Mary Chain, disappeared in to obsurity shortly after leaving the band.
>Shall I tell my Bobby Gillespie story?
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>Naah.
There's quite a few, aren't there? What about that one where he takes drugs? That's a fairly well-known story.
>There's quite a few, aren't there? What about that one where he takes drugs? That's a fairly well-known story.
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How about the one about being in the over-rated stones cover band that is Primal Scream. And how he should wash his fucking hair (does count now)