England v Albania Posted Wed Sep 5 19:12:23 BST 2001 by 'Lizard Scum'

Not a comedy related I know, but how funny will it be if we get slaughtered, I saw some very puffed up ads on TV today, wonder how the tabloids will be if we lose.

BTW I know it won't be that funny for the foreign students (if we lose at least one of them will be kicked to death)


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Posted By Radiator Head Child on Wed Sep 5 19:30:14 BST 2001:

>wonder how the tabloids will be if we lose.

Exactly the same as every time we lose.

Here we go anyway!


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Posted By 'Lizard Scum' on Wed Sep 5 19:40:21 BST 2001:

>>wonder how the tabloids will be if we lose.
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>Exactly the same as every time we lose.
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It just seems funny, as everyone accepted that the reason we won was cos Germany were shit. Albania are a good team, and you should have seen some of the trailers for this on Sky, TDT couldn't do better. For fuck sake Q of sport is on live!

If I click my heels together & say "It's only a game" 3 times hopefully I'll wake up.


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Posted By Radiator Head Child on Wed Sep 5 21:59:56 BST 2001:

Woohoo!

"Football players looking almost like young men."


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Posted By 'Brian Cant' on Wed Sep 5 22:41:10 BST 2001:

I wish that cunt beating that fucking drum throughout the match would do himself a mischief.


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Posted By 'helloMum' on Wed Sep 5 22:55:00 BST 2001:

What kind of mischief?

Nonce his own Knee, Burglarise his moms face, Pacxman his twat. Or Televise his own amputation: http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/main.html

hello


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Posted By 'Brian Cant' on Wed Sep 5 23:29:50 BST 2001:

>What kind of mischief?
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>Nonce his own Knee, Burglarise his moms face, Pacxman his twat. Or Televise his own amputation: http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com/main.html
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>hello
> Do you think supporters of Sheffield Wednesday would know how to do these things?


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Posted By 'ERROR: Enter a proper name you fool!' on Wed Sep 5 23:50:51 BST 2001:

yes, you tit


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Posted By Radiator Head Child on Thu Sep 6 06:53:07 BST 2001:

>I wish that cunt beating that fucking drum throughout the match would do himself a mischief.

That wasn't a drum. It was the sound of a thousand Englishmen banging their skulls together in rhythm.


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Posted By 'Teenwolf' on Fri Sep 7 00:07:46 BST 2001:

"I wish one of the England players would hold himself" - Mark Lawrenson

Great result, but BBC's coverage gave me a headache. How many times do we need to see the MOTD logo during a game? And the halftime 'greatest goals' compilation appeared to have been edited by Edward Scissorhands.


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Posted By 'Old Man in Pub' on Fri Sep 7 01:42:03 BST 2001:


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>Great result, but BBC's coverage gave me a headache. How many times do we need to see the MOTD logo during a game? And the halftime 'greatest goals' compilation appeared to have been edited by Edward Scissorhands.
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While watching the Half time of the Germany match my mate nearly kicked the TV in, they repeated the two goals so much, we didn't know the score, cos we only saw 1-1, then turn off, turning back on we wondered if we had scored 1000 or goals. I mean soon they're going to stick camera on the players


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