Submit YOUR suggestions for what Jamie Theakston should do in LA
Posted Tue Sep 4 21:23:36 BST 2001 by Mogwai
http://www.bbc.co.uk/holiday/category.shtml?angeles
Aside from "play in the fucking traffic", obviously.
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Posted By Radiator Head Child on Tue Sep 4 21:28:16 BST 2001:
>Submit YOUR suggestions for what Jamie Theakston should do in LA
This could be fun, no?
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Posted By 'Lizard Scum' on Tue Sep 4 21:37:52 BST 2001:
>>Submit YOUR suggestions for what Jamie Theakston should do in LA
He could interview some of the Bloods, or find out about West coast hip hop.
Theakson, straight outta Compton, shitting his pants.
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Posted By 'Brie' on Tue Sep 4 22:32:48 BST 2001:
Like the idea of sending him into the 'burbs. Why not have him re-enact the hilarious 'Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker' scene from kentucky Fried Movie?
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Posted By 'Gee' on Tue Sep 4 23:16:38 BST 2001:
Get gunned down Lennon style
OD
Read a book
Grow up
Fuck a hooker
Stay there
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Posted By 'Master Gee' on Tue Sep 4 23:20:45 BST 2001:
Bloat up like Jim Morrison, I have this image of Jamie singing LA Woman.
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Posted By 'Gee' on Tue Sep 4 23:32:50 BST 2001:
You can't call yourself Master Gee. This is an outrage!
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Posted By 'MrBungle' on Tue Sep 4 23:38:45 BST 2001:
Interview Suge Knight. Sit him at a table a table and say, 'So Suge, is it true that you're a homo?'
Televise it. Live.
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Posted By LF Barfe on Wed Sep 5 00:31:54 BST 2001:
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/holiday/category.shtml?angeles
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>Aside from "play in the fucking traffic", obviously.
Become addicted to crack and get wasted by his dealer for non-payment, dying with an ironic, wry, smug smile on his face, as if to suggest that this mode of death would have been done much worse in the 1970s.
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Posted By 'AJ' on Wed Sep 5 01:13:00 BST 2001:
Ring Joley Richardson and say what a nice time he is having. That'll show her.
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Posted By 'Master Gee' on Wed Sep 5 17:42:21 BST 2001:
>You can't call yourself Master Gee. This is an outrage!
I was in the Sugarhill Gang so La la la la la, I can do anything I like.
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Posted By 'The real Cassanova Fly' on Thu Sep 6 10:51:09 BST 2001:
The Sugarhill Gang can suck my fucking dick, you bunch of rhyme-biting, disco-pop-hip-hop-insult-record-making, tracksuit-wearing motherfuckers.
And if I see that Jamie Theakston I'm gonna rip his nose off.
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Posted By 'decca' on Sun Sep 9 21:07:54 BST 2001:
Penile Augmentation?
Or have I been reading too much 'Heat'?
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