Mr Herring. A Question... Posted Sat Sep 1 02:18:27 BST 2001 by 'Anonymous'

I was once told that you invited a FOF runner back to your flat for a drink. When she refused your offer of sex, you asked her to stay and "watch you wank".

My question is, will there be a new series of TMWRNJ?

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Posted By Richard Herring on Sat Sep 1 12:55:03 BST 2001:

No there is no new series of TMWRNJ.

And your story isn't true either.
Though I've done many things worse than that. It seems like quite a sweet story to me!
Thanks for living your life vicariously through (not actually in fact) me

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Posted By 'rysha' on Sat Sep 1 14:00:53 BST 2001:

>No there is no new series of TMWRNJ.
>
>And your story isn't true either.
>Though I've done many things worse than that. It seems like quite a sweet story to me!
>Thanks for living your life vicariously through (not actually in fact) me

You're not really Richard Herring. Fuck off and die you imposter. GO ON, FUCK OFF.

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Posted By 'rysha' on Sat Sep 1 14:03:35 BST 2001:

>>No there is no new series of TMWRNJ.
>>
>>And your story isn't true either.
>>Though I've done many things worse than that. It seems like quite a sweet story to me!
>>Thanks for living your life vicariously through (not actually in fact) me
>
>You're not really Richard Herring. Fuck off and die you imposter. GO ON, FUCK OFF.

OK maybe that's a bit harsh, if you ARE mr herring, PROVE IT. GO ON TV OR SOMETHING AND SAY "I'M THE REAL HERRING I WAS IN THE SOTCAA FORUM AND HELLO RYSHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Posted By mongrel on Sat Sep 1 17:24:44 BST 2001:

*sigh*

he has no inverted commas, like you
he has an account
it is him
shutup

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sat Sep 1 19:27:20 BST 2001:

Thanks for clearing that up RH.

Can we hear some stories about the worse things you've done?

Or would you like to watch me wank?

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Posted By 'frruxl' on Sat Sep 1 19:30:01 BST 2001:

MR REAL RICHARD HERRING - May I interview you? E-mail samuelmunk@hotmail.com if you're interested! Cool.

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sat Sep 1 20:57:24 BST 2001:

> It seems like quite a sweet story to me!

Bet it doesn't to the runner!

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Posted By 'Beelzebub' on Sat Sep 1 22:17:28 BST 2001:

This'll be in the Sunday People tomorrow:

VILE PERVERT RICHARD HERRING ADMITS HE DOES WORSE THINGS THAN WANK IN FRONT OF INNOCENT YOUNG GIRLS.

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sat Sep 1 22:21:33 BST 2001:

Such as talking to Iain Lee.

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Posted By 'Ken G' on Sat Sep 1 23:06:24 BST 2001:

>Such as talking to Iain Lee.

Lookalikes - the newsreader boy in the McDonald's (?) advert, worried about what is happening to the free toys and Iain Lee

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Posted By 'Bill Oddie' on Sun Sep 2 06:40:30 BST 2001:

FUCKING SYCOPHANT YOU SHUT UP>

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Posted By 'Alonely' on Sun Sep 2 22:31:00 BST 2001:

The other day I was in my girlfriends living room, with her parents and grandparents present when she (my girlfriend) pulls out some vaseline and starts smearing it on her obviously dry lips, noone really said anything. I gave her a saucy suggestive look, implying it is a bit awkward to have vaseline infront of parents with boyfriend present, when she says really quite loudly "no this, this is just for my lips", to which i kinda half coughed/laughed. I was then asked by the parents, "why are you laughing? what was it that was funny?" etc.
It could be me, but looking back...I really shouldn't have explained why I was laughing.
I might go and have a wank.

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Posted By 'Fist of Fun Runner' on Mon Sep 3 01:48:48 BST 2001:

> I might go and have a wank.

Mind if I watch?

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Posted By 'Clive James' on Mon Sep 3 16:56:09 BST 2001:

You know, this forum is getting far too intellectual for its own good.

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