WHO IS THIS FUCKER??? Posted Thu Aug 30 23:30:02 BST 2001 by 'Happy funny fella'

The appauling gimp fest after armandos show.
The cunt on the far right hand side.
Why does he stir up such primal animal fuck hate emotions in me.
I want to torture him to death with blowtorch and hammer.
WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE?
WHO IS LAUGHING?



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Posted By 'sergei bubka' on Thu Aug 30 23:36:21 BST 2001:

the fella who totally failed to take the piss out of a 14 year old he was there to provide the most entertaining thing in the show.


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Posted By Mogwai on Thu Aug 30 23:52:44 BST 2001:

WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE?
WHO IS LAUGHING?

His name is Mark Dolan and, despite all the evidence to the contrary whenever he appears on TV, he's actually a very nice bloke.


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Posted By 'dullard' on Fri Aug 31 00:03:38 BST 2001:

>WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE?
>WHO IS LAUGHING?
>
>His name is Mark Dolan and, despite all the evidence to the contrary whenever he appears on TV, he's actually a very nice bloke.

Maybe they shouldn't let him on TV then, then people wouldn't have reason to hate him.

As it is... both he, the twat on the other side of the desk, Lauren 'my eyes are too big for my head' Lavern, the other one, Adam thingy and that silly cow from Smash Hits (who's just *begging* to dump her job at smash hits and get a programme on Television doing, y'know, something a little edgier) all deserve getting thrown into some kind of impact chamber.

it was the most tedious, unfunny, pointless, 'oh look, we're taking the piss out of a young conservative badly and hah, doesn't Posh Spice look silly with that ring in her lip', shiity thing I've seen on telly for a looooong time.

Just wondering, however. Is this Thick plus television?


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Posted By Mogwai on Fri Aug 31 00:10:17 BST 2001:

It's Thick plus television plus Princess Productions, which is pretty bad fucking news all round.


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Posted By 'Happy Funny Fellas' on Fri Aug 31 00:12:07 BST 2001:

Whats always confused me is why middle class erudite types are so obsessed with the beckhams.
I mean is it really such an astute observation to discover that englands greatest footballer and his popsinger wife are not intellectuals and are a touch excessive and crass in theeir lifestyle choices.
I also seem to spy a little envy.
Jesus this crap should have been consigned to the same skip as mark thatchers driving british rail sarnies do you remember spangles long ago
Its jus


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Posted By 'Happy Funny Fella 2' on Fri Aug 31 00:13:24 BST 2001:

Its just nothins


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Posted By 'Lizard Scum' on Fri Aug 31 00:15:34 BST 2001:


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>As it is... both he, the twat on the other side of the desk, Lauren 'my eyes are too big for my head' Lavern, the other one, Adam thingy and that silly cow from Smash Hits (who's just *begging* to dump her job at smash hits and get a programme on Television doing, y'know, something a little edgier) all deserve getting thrown into some kind of impact chamber.
>

>
One of my best mates loves Lauren (I don't know it's some dyke thing), we have arguments about this.

Lauren was in a shit band, she did fuck all in it (her brother wrote all the songs), they had to import two real biffas to make her look good.

When the band ran out of ideas (roughly 2mins after Punka finished playing on Peel), she got a TV job, she did Loves like a Dog, I didn't see her in it, but I saw the show, piss poor Tarrent on TV, it even had Lenny "CAn you say One gag act" Beige.

CAn anyone tell me why she's on TV, she's not that funny, she not that good looking, and her music's shit. And she's fucking the bloke out of Arab Strap!


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Posted By 'Lizard Scum' on Fri Aug 31 00:18:06 BST 2001:

>Whats always confused me is why middle class erudite types are so obsessed with the beckhams.
>I mean is it really such an astute observation to discover that englands greatest footballer and his popsinger wife are not intellectuals and are a touch excessive and crass in theeir lifestyle choices.
>I also seem to spy a little envy.
>Jesus this crap should have been consigned to the same skip as mark thatchers driving british rail sarnies do you remember spangles long ago
>Its jus

You're right. So Beckham's not Voltaire. Guess what HE'S A FUCKING FOOTBALLER!!! I'm not a football fan, but I can see he can do his job well. As for his wife, she seems a nice enough lady, so she can't sing, guess what I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I DON'T BUY HER RECORDS!


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Posted By 'Labia' on Fri Aug 31 00:31:20 BST 2001:


>CAn anyone tell me why she's on TV, she's not that funny, she not that good looking, and her music's shit. And she's fucking the bloke out of Arab Strap!

What, the fat bearded warbler or the emancipated chicken tunesmith?


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Posted By 'C (just)' on Fri Aug 31 06:40:00 BST 2001:

you should have seen it last week with he Hamiltons. Now that was TV Hell.
Even HIGNFY manage to make them look small and they are the most 'pro-establishment' bunch on TV.


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Posted By 'Bongofury' on Fri Aug 31 08:58:50 BST 2001:

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>>CAn anyone tell me why she's on TV, she's not that funny, she not that good looking, and her music's shit. And she's fucking the bloke out of Arab Strap!
>
>What, the fat bearded warbler or the emancipated chicken tunesmith?
>
>
The latter.


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Posted By 'kip saunders' on Fri Aug 31 09:03:48 BST 2001:

LlV _was_ quite funny last week though. I rang channel four to complain about th epresence of the prick on the far right in the sailor suit but they shut at eleven. ho hum.



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>>>CAn anyone tell me why she's on TV, she's not that funny, she not that good looking, and her music's shit. And she's fucking the bloke out of Arab Strap!
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>>What, the fat bearded warbler or the emancipated chicken tunesmith?
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>The latter.
>


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Posted By 'dullard' on Fri Aug 31 09:38:28 BST 2001:

>Whats always confused me is why middle class erudite types are so obsessed with the beckhams.
>I mean is it really such an astute observation to discover that englands greatest footballer and his popsinger wife are not intellectuals and are a touch excessive and crass in theeir lifestyle choices.
>I also seem to spy a little envy.

There's a lot of sneering/envy being passed as comedy these days. It's not even as if any of the targets of their 'hilarity' deserved the treatment.

And I missed the first 10 minutes of Larry Sanders because of those fuckwits.


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Posted By 'grrr' on Fri Aug 31 13:03:55 BST 2001:

>What, the fat bearded warbler or the emancipated chicken tunesmith?

Do you mean "emaciated"?

Or is he recently freed?


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Posted By Mogwai on Fri Aug 31 13:55:55 BST 2001:

... Free range?


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Posted By 'Tom F' on Fri Aug 31 14:56:26 BST 2001:

Lauren Laverne's tune that she did with Mint Royale after Kenickie split up was fantastic. At least I thought so. Fair enough about the TV career tho.


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Posted By 'Mr LIMM' on Fri Aug 31 15:14:32 BST 2001:

I watched that show, and I literally COULD NOT BELIEVE it was actually happening. It's probably the worst programme I have EVER SEEN! Even worse than the 11'o'clock show. You can tell Joe from the Adam & Joe show didn't want to be there. I'm sure he deeply regrets ever getting involved in this pile of shit.


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Posted By 'HarryWragg' on Fri Aug 31 15:58:55 BST 2001:

Finally got to see last weeks (missed the tx but was at the recording, which was far funnier by a mile). It was passible, if slightly vacuous, and not helped by shoddy editing.

Last night's was the biggest, pisspoor excuse for a show ever committed to television. Imogen whatserface shouldn't be allowed on telly. Ever. Cornish looks very uneasy delivering topical gags via autocue (he was worse at the recording last week, stumbling over them a lot). Frost's just being Frost, which is basically a chubby bald Simon Pegg routine. Lauren is doing her Rockall stuff all over again. The other bloke was instantly forgettable, perhaps the worst crime on a show like this where personalities are needed. At least Michael Smiley was watchable last week.

Why C4 commissioned this i dunno. Iain Lee to come on the series yet, though! Hurrah! We're all saved.


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Posted By 'Jm' on Sat Sep 1 19:01:16 BST 2001:

I though it was quite good- Joe Cornish was great and very funny.

The worst show on TV?? It would be if they'd got someone like Theakston to present it, but they didn't- they got Joe who is very witty and likeable. That bit with the Kid on the last article was brilliant! 60's hair man on the far right was awful, and kind of brought the tone of the show down every time he opened his mouth. I don't doubt he's very nice in real life though.

I thought it was a resfreshing change to normal light entertainment panel shows, I mean, how many of them would spend so long on one item?

Sure they talked about Posh Spice for 10 minutes, but not to worship her.

What wasn't to like?


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Posted By 'Brain Tree' on Sun Sep 2 11:19:17 BST 2001:

I think Cornish and Frost save it in a way. Cornish would have been better as a panelist as presenting by himself isn't something he's comfortable with. Frost is quite funny despite getting the job because he was in Spaced(I read he hasn't got an equity card. Is that legal?)but he's obviously proving here he has some talent and not Simon Pegg's "mate".


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Posted By 'ALBERT SCHWEITZER' on Mon Sep 3 02:30:24 BST 2001:


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>Sure they talked about Posh Spice for 10 minutes, but not to worship her.
> joe cornish is good.
but posh spice is never worshipped.
whats the point of slagging such a soft target?
THIS SHOW WAS VERY VERY BAD


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