>Any more for any more?
>
"Permission to say hurrah in a loud & annoying fashion, Sir"

"Permission granted"

"HURRAH!"

[Lord Flash-heart]?

"You should treat your plane like you treat your woman. Get inside her 5 times a day, and take her to heaven and back."

Possibly followed by...

"Woof woof"

Plebberism:

Purest lump of green.

Blackadder: So in the name of security everyone who enters has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert.

Darling: Just doing my job, Blackadder.

Blackadder: Well how lucky you are that your job is also your hobby.

I would rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin with a steak tenderiser.

"Oh my god, it's a bloody dream."

(This scene's weathered the passage of time better than lots of BA)

"Two things Ye Should Know about the Wise Woman... First, She Be a Woman..."
"...and second She Be Wise..."

>"Two things Ye Should Know about the Wise Woman... First, She Be a Woman..."
>"...and second She Be Wise..."

"Oh so you know her?"

somewhat predictably:
"Baldrick, I want you to go out and get a turkey so large you'd think it's mother was rogered by an omnibus".

"If he eats any more heartily, I fear he may turn inot a pie shop..."

Blackadder [on Pitt the Elder]:
He's about as effective as a catflap in an elephant house.

>Blackadder [on Pitt the Elder]:
>He's about as effective as a catflap in an elephant house.

Very vague this one & only funny for Percys reply

The baby eating bish one:

"Tell me, who did you get to do these depraved acts..."

"Hello I'm Percy, it was nice working with you"

"Baldrick, must it always be this way? Must I be forced to cut you into thin strips and tell people that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?"

here is a purse of moneys... which I'm not going to give to you

>>Blackadder [on Pitt the Elder]:
>>He's about as effective as a catflap in an elephant house.
>
>Very vague this one & only funny for Percys reply
>
>The baby eating bish one:
>
>"Tell me, who did you get to do these depraved acts..."
>
>"Hello I'm Percy, it was nice working with you"

And of course...

Baby Eating Bish: "I am a collosal pervert..."

(Not sure that's spelt corektly)

Ah, yes, one of my favourites;

"You see, Blackadder, I am a colossal pervert. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll DO anything TO anything....."

Bless the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells.

Black Adder II finding a best man.

Queenie: Ahhhh!

Just that high pitched scream does it for me.

And another.

Nursie: Bernard.

Queenie: Hmm it suits you.

"...a great commemorative pie in the shape of an enormous pie"