A Question for Hitler Posted Tue Aug 21 00:13:45 BST 2001 by 'Baby Coelacanth'

With SOTCAA's NotBBC tenure about to gurgle away down the Internet plughole, I'd like to take this oppurtunity to ask a question of that most shadowy and elusive of the 'associate Corpses', Adolf Hitler.

Mr H - is it true the first edition of your WWII tie-in book 'Mein Kampf' came with a free flexi-disc featuring a previously unreleased speech? It isn't mentioned in David Irving's 'Utterly Utterly Nazi Hitler Companion' but I'm sure I remember Goebbels mentioning it in a fanzine interview.

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Posted By 'Rob Jones' on Tue Aug 21 00:18:32 BST 2001:

There was a bootleg going round with Mein Kampf called 'Adolf & Hitler(Dead)' which was only distributed to such singers as Vera Lynn. It featured such sketches as 'The fucking non-aryans'.

A: Tell you what, fucking... Hitler... I was... fucking... kicked this non-aryan's head in...

H: Funny you should say that, Adolf... I hate non-aryans too... fucking cunts... blonde hair, that's what I like...

A: Blonde hair...fucking...blue eyes...made of...carpets...

H:Fucking...carpets...

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Posted By 'Baby Coelacanth' on Tue Aug 21 00:23:48 BST 2001:

>There was a bootleg going round with Mein Kampf called 'Adolf & Hitler(Dead)'

No. I've heard that one. It's on that CD Rom that was doing the rounds on the Anti-Semites forum a while back.

I think the flexi-disc may have had an extra groove that played Wagner.

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Posted By 'Ken Goebbels' on Tue Aug 21 00:24:06 BST 2001:

Wait for the DVD release - it's all there, along with Leni's hilarious out-takes from Triumph of the Will. She wanted to make Will of the Triumph, about a spunky young Britisher who takes on the might of the Reich armed only with his terrier and motorcycle. Me and Speer had a word though and sorted that one out sharpish.

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Posted By 'Baby Coelacanth' on Tue Aug 21 00:34:50 BST 2001:

btw, if anyone wants to carry on chatting about Nazi stuff when this place goes tits up, feel free to drop in at my groovy new forum: http://www.hitlerrulesok.uk.com~coelacanth/warforum/redirect1.cgi?number=1939

cheers

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Posted By Hitler on Tue Aug 21 00:51:56 BST 2001:

Acht. You guys kill me, you really do!

http://www.angelfire.com/super/sotcaabits/hitler.html

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Posted By Unruly Butler on Tue Aug 21 10:04:35 BST 2001:

"I'd like to ask the panel what they'd do if they were Hitler."

"Well, first I'd do out the Reichstag bathroom in blues and pinks..."

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Posted By velvet on Tue Aug 21 10:32:10 BST 2001:

The Biography Channel is showing a lot of stuff at the moment about 'infamous' historical figures. I saw some rare footage of Hitler last nite, christ did i crack up.
That Goering though, overated I think.

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Posted By Unruly Butler on Tue Aug 21 12:37:28 BST 2001:

The World At War this week showed that classic clip of Goering dying live on stage at Nuremberg. Cyanide, I think. Or was it a heart attack? Anyway, it's how he would have wanted to go. The audience applauded all the same.

"We'll be in Stalingrad by Spring. Just like that! I can't help laughing. I know what's coming next..."

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Posted By 'Albert Speer' on Tue Aug 21 15:38:43 BST 2001:

I was a bit of a lucky cunt really, wasnt I?

up that Gita Sereneys cunt , biggest fuckin disaster area, all these lampshades, no lamps, just lampshades,etc.....

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Posted By Jon on Tue Aug 21 18:53:19 BST 2001:

The DVD version of the Second World War includes all the campaigns that were cut for technical reasons: Germany attacking Switzerland, the Allies landing in Norway, and the full American invasion of Japan (needed too many extras, so they used special effects for the closing sequence).

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Posted By Unruly Butler on Wed Aug 22 01:17:58 BST 2001:

Is it true that they shot the Hundred Years War and edited it down to six?

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Posted By TJ on Wed Aug 22 16:08:41 BST 2001:

I liked it when they said "don't tell him, Pike".

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Posted By Joe4SOTCAA on Wed Aug 22 19:17:55 BST 2001:

Hey Mike - I think they've finally got the joke!

Fair does your heart proud.

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Posted By Joe4SOTCAA on Wed Aug 22 19:18:45 BST 2001:

Now then...

...how many Adolf Hitlers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Posted By Clinton Morgan on Sun Aug 26 00:40:30 BST 2001:

Nein.

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Posted By 'Mitch' on Tue Aug 28 02:37:56 BST 2001:

Hey, this forum just made me fall about laughing for the first time in about 18 months...

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Posted By Unruly Butler on Tue Aug 28 09:18:12 BST 2001:

Ve have vays of...

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Posted By 'Ze Man From Blockbuster' on Fri Aug 31 00:07:35 BST 2001:

Ve also hef Broken Errow. But it iss not so good.

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Posted By TJ on Mon Sep 3 00:38:18 BST 2001:

So, Hitler, where *did* you keep your armies?

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Posted By 'not really hitler, silly' on Mon Sep 3 08:33:20 BST 2001:

Zum on ze Raaarssian front und zum on ze aahllied frunt. 5-1 it's a disgraaaze.

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