Sad early morning postings
Posted Sat Aug 11 12:00:01 BST 2001 by 'Sexually Pleased'
You know when:
A) You have insomnia,
B) You're having too much fun to go to bed, or
C) You're staing up as long as possible anyway to make the most of your BT Surftime money;
...and you come across a bit of comedy on the telly and post on the forum about it? (Happened at least twice last night)
Anyway, keep up, there is a point to all this.
I was once watching a late night ambient music and visuals show on 4 Later (I think it was called Lo-Fi or something like it) and Chris Morris was doing a guide to clubbing. It was completely wordless, he was just doing things like getting up on a vaulting horse and throwning himself off it face first repeatedly in order to demonstrate how to dive into a mosh pit.
I only mention this because I seem to be the only person I know who saw it, and that was completely by accident. It would be nice to have some confirmation that it wasn't a hallucination.
And to pre-empt the question that Morally Wrong asked me, yes I'm sure it was him. Nobody else has skin and hair that spazzy.
(Horrible thought suddenly occurs to me. Oh, Christ. I hope CM doesn't lurk on this forum.)
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Posted By 'Chris Morris' on Sat Aug 11 14:03:42 BST 2001:
Damn right I lurk on this forum. YOU SHALL DIE! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Posted By Chris Morris on Sat Aug 11 14:58:21 BST 2001:
Some of us have accounts!
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Posted By ''Chris Morris'' on Sat Aug 11 17:34:20 BST 2001:
Who are you? You have stolen my name! I am Chris Morris. I AM HIM!
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Posted By velvet on Sat Aug 11 17:35:45 BST 2001:
No I Am
i shall prove it.
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Posted By 'Chris Morris' on Sat Aug 11 17:36:08 BST 2001:
You're wrong.
And you're a hideously ugly freak.
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Posted By 'Mr Shankly' on Sat Aug 11 17:59:40 BST 2001:
> You're wrong.
>
> And you're a hideously ugly freak.
*grotesquely* ugly freak.
Presumably the real Chris Morris wouldn't misquote himself ...
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sat Aug 11 18:33:49 BST 2001:
If these were the real Chris Morris's, what would you think?
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Posted By 'Anonymous 2' on Sat Aug 11 18:55:47 BST 2001:
Would there have been this much fuss if Chris Morris had been a woman? Somehow I doubt it.
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Posted By 'Darcus Howe' on Sun Aug 12 03:21:39 BST 2001:
Whats a Chris Morris?
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Posted By 'Mark E Smith' on Sun Aug 12 03:22:22 BST 2001:
Whats a computer?
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Posted By 'Joe Dolce' on Sun Aug 12 13:30:33 BST 2001:
Whatsa matter you, hey, whya you looka so sad?
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Posted By 'Lizard Scum' on Sun Aug 12 16:26:25 BST 2001:
>Whatsa matter you, hey, whya you looka so sad?
Ahh Shaddup a ya face
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Posted By 'A Comedy Writer' on Sun Aug 12 23:28:49 BST 2001:
>Presumably the real Chris Morris wouldn't misquote himself ...
>
You'd think that, wouldn't you? I can't remember half the stuff I've written (often frustratingly when I'm trying to impressively quote it to people) yet I can remember the words to many Python, Fry & Laurie sketches, etc verbatim. This is because their stuff is better.
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