Dear oh dear, looks like he's already suffered an acid-in-the-face attack from an enraged parent.

The problem with 'the razzi' is they always spill red ink over the pictures.

And his zits are quite bad.

It's a mulberry birthmark, isn't it? Hence the heavy make up on TV.

Advertising twat: "We wanted to get a certain ABC1 audience, so we put an ad in during Brass Eye" etc etc now we're horrified to be associated blah blah

Implying:

"We wanted to target an intelligent and discerning market, so we put our ad in the middle of an above averagely intelligent programme. Had we known that intelligent people enjoy watching programmes marginally more demanding than Changing Rooms, we'd never have courted this controversy."

Either you respect the intelligence of your market, or you don't, you patronising corporate milquetoasts.

>It's a mulberry birthmark, isn't it? Hence the heavy make up on TV.
>

It explains to me some VLS remarks.

Yeah. Yet another spiteful playground bully.

There's a lot of them about, hiding under the defence of being "dark" or "subversive".

"Haw haw! Look at Beadle Minor's hand, everyone!"

i like the fact that they say that he is smirking, as if he wanders around with a smirk on his face all day about offending people because he is EVIL and DOESNT CARE

Hmm, speaking of the face of Morris, the news reports on the Ealing Broadway bombing mention that the police suspect that the culprit was a man with a pockmarked face. Every time I hear that, the thought occurs to me that the whole thing was a Chris Morris stunt. Satirising the police's response to terrorist threats maybe? Or, yer know, maybe not. Still, the idea always brings a grin to my face. A stupid grin.

Frankly Mr Shankly...........

Suffer Little Children, for Morris is the hand that rocks the cradle.

Come to think of it i've never seen Morris and Morrissey in the same place and there are only three letters between them.......

They should write to each other more often, then.

christ can you imagine...........?

Yes I can actually. It not likely though, is it?

spoilsport.

ooh i'm having a smiths afternoon today with themed films and stuff, might even put on a club nite sometime.

today's listing

A Smiths Documentary
Rebel Without A Cause
Withnail And I
The Albums
Laughing at Morrissey's preposterous visage.

cheerio

>Laughing at Morrissey's preposterous visage.

How dare you? Take that back, fiend. My visage is lover-ly , yes so very loveeeerrly. You uncouth gutter-snipe, i bet you've never read a book in your life!
Ha! How do you like that, a taste of your own medicine.? Now if you don't mind i'm off to bathe in a vat of warm human milk. (From a naked lady).

i'm thinking of putting on a smiths club nite.

MozFest (thanks for my friend anna k for the name)

you can come if you want moz.

shall i meet you at the cemetry (sic) gates?

>shall i meet you at the cemetry (sic) gates?

If it's all the same to you, i'll just hide under a bush and watch the proceedings from a safe distance.

Hey, Mozzo, if I ever got round to knighting you, Id have to say "Kneel, Morrissey"!
That would be pretty amusing, wouldnt it?

Yes, but have you heard me play the piano?
Oh-oh-whoa-oh.

now i know how Joan of Arc felt.....

"Lawks-a-lordy my bottom's on fire"

#...as she looked upon the cathedral spire...#

I'm a poet, oh yes I am.

Frankly Mr Shankly since you ask
you are a flatulent pain in the arse

Send the blacks home!

but i only say this as i am naive honest!

Morrissey, I love you!!

would you like to marry me?

*blushes*

I'm afraid i've never been very good at talking to girls...sod off.

but Tania, only if you'd like to buy the ring.

I'm sure Mr Moz would accept then.

anyone read The Wrong Boy by Willy Russell? I finished it today. Ace.

Parts where I cried, parts where I laughed. So much depth.

mmmm