Brass Crabs! Posted Fri Jul 20 12:33:52 BST 2001 by 'Micky'

"Genetically, pardophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you or me. Now that's scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact"
- Dr Fox, Brass Eye Special 2001

Oh shit, I can't wait.

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Posted By 'Micky' on Fri Jul 20 12:35:42 BST 2001:

well obviously I meant paedophiles, not pardophiles, before the comments come in. I am on a laptop and have far too big fingers for it.

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Fri Jul 20 12:39:30 BST 2001:

>well obviously I meant paedophiles, not pardophiles, before the comments come in. I am on a laptop and have far too big fingers for it.

I beg your paedon.

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Posted By Mogwai on Fri Jul 20 15:10:27 BST 2001:

>well obviously I meant paedophiles, not pardophiles

Quite. As we all know, a pardophile is someone who keeps trying to have sex with this man:

http://www.timpardoe.freeuk.com/graphics/tim.gif

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Posted By 'Micky' on Fri Jul 20 15:14:16 BST 2001:

or even this fine looking lad!

http://web.mit.edu/crane/www/acplaid.jpg

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Posted By Mogwai on Fri Jul 20 15:36:28 BST 2001:

??? Is he a Pardoe as well?

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Posted By 'Micky' on Fri Jul 20 17:01:09 BST 2001:

Well, he doesn't tell his mother that, but at night...yes he's a pardo.

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Posted By 'Anthony' on Fri Jul 20 20:07:13 BST 2001:

So whats the difference between a dolphin and say a crab?

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Posted By 'Squidy' on Fri Jul 20 21:32:21 BST 2001:

I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead paedophile.

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Posted By Clinton Morgan on Fri Jul 20 23:57:14 BST 2001:

Don Pardo!

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