About five minutes in I lost the will to live. So I killed myself and now I'm dead.

Five words. Louis Theroux did it better.

Cheerio

Steve

>Give me your answer, do?
>

She's so lazy, but that we already knew
It won't be a stylish production
Weak jokes about reproduction
But she'll look sweet upon the seat of the photographer's couch during a photo session for FHM which causes 'lads' to collpase in paroxyms of lust on viewing the not at all revealing 'revealing' photo session of her wearing some ill fitting PVC bikini or or other etc etc etc...

I knew it was all lost when she asked the furrier what he could do if she brought in a dead cat. Now, I can't really think of a dull answer, so I was a bit miffed when they cut it. I had to watch Speak Your Brains immediately afterwards.

>I knew it was all lost when she asked the furrier what he could do if she brought in a dead cat. Now, I can't really think of a dull answer, so I was a bit miffed when they cut it. I had to watch Speak Your Brains immediately afterwards.

I know - hardly stuffing Johnny Walker or smashing a tortoise to pieeces, is it?

Yes, pieeces.

It was a phonetic speeling of Peter Baynham's pronounciation.

pieeces n. pr. peee-siz The ultimate target for the level of hatred directed at meeces.

Daisy, Daisy = Louis Theroux meets braindeath.

I survived two minutes of her shitty understanding of rap and watched something else instead.

>Five words. Louis Theroux did it better.

But she's nearly as cute as Louis.