Aw, shucks!

Yes you've been found out Adolf; I know your game mate; go on get lost, and take your mucky book with you you dirty, nasty little man.

Is it true that Al Murray's going to be reading the complete "Mein Kampf" on Radio 4 on Boxing Day?

News to me. I hope not though - the sod's already nicked my patter for his Perrier award-giving earlier this year.

Also, I'm hopping mad that they've ditched the 'War' category from this year's Comedy Awards.

Hitler - is it true there's a whole load of rushes from the Second World War hidden somewhere in South America? And when will we be able to download that previously unreleased Nuremberg Rally from Hidden Archive?

>Hitler - is it true there's a whole load of rushes from the Second World War hidden somewhere in South America?

Wow - you mad war fans really know your stuff! I sometimes get people coming up to me in the streets quoting that old material at me. I can hardly remember it myself!!!

>And when will we be able to download that previously unreleased Nuremberg Rally from Hidden Archive?

I gather there's a bit of a delay over clearing the soundtrack for PRS (might actually have to go into a studio to redub bits of the dialogue and choose a new score). Once that's done, it'll be yours to download forever (should point out that I'm one of the few fascist dictators who actively support Napster!).

Hope you continue to enjoy my war. I really enjoy working on it.

Cheers! Don't listen to those whingers out there who reckon WWII was below par. It's a wonder any racist tyrants visit the forum with neg-heads like them about!

>Cheers! Don't listen to those whingers out there who reckon WWII was below par. It's a wonder any racist tyrants visit the forum with neg-heads like them about!

World War II (or 'The Old Dog's Nuts' as it was subtitled - Pathe News were *not* pleased!!!) remains an undiscovered gem to a lot of people. I still like a lot of it - there were some good explosions and I was able to explore the 'dark' side of my character a bit more.

Thanks for your comments (we do take them all on board) and I hope you enjoy the next war.

Bye now.

Mr Hitler do you regret the invasion of Poland? Personally I think you should have finished Britain off before Germany invaded Russia. And I think it was a gross mistake to declared war on the USA. If you had delayed your declaration of war on the USA Britain would have been starved of the precious raw materials it needed (Britain would have to survive on America's Lend-Lease policy, which mainly consisted off old ships and the use of some navel bases). I know my comments have been written in hindsight but I do feel you made far to many mistakes with your handling of the war. I believe the war was lost because unlike Stalin (whose left the war in the East to Zhukhov and took advice from his generals) you conducted the war yourself and considered any kind of criticism as defeatism.

>Mr Hitler do you regret the invasion of Poland? Personally I think you should have finished Britain off before Germany invaded Russia. And I think it was a gross mistake to declared war on the USA. If you had delayed your declaration of war on the USA Britain would have been starved of the precious raw materials it needed (Britain would have to survive on America's Lend-Lease policy, which mainly consisted off old ships and the use of some navel bases). I know my comments have been written in hindsight but I do feel you made far to many mistakes with your handling of the war. I believe the war was lost because unlike Stalin (whose left the war in the East to Zhukhov and took advice from his generals) you conducted the war yourself and considered any kind of criticism as defeatism.

Okay. So you didn't enjoy WWII. A lot of people have got a lot of pleasure from Hitler's war and I think that says far more than your petty gripes do. Stop trying to spoil it for everyone else.

And why not try writing in paragraphs?

Like I do.



English pig-dog.

You bunch of fascists; get out of here or else Skelter is liable to get violent.

>You bunch of fascists; get out of here or else Skelter is liable to get violent.


Typical. Another PC do-gooder misses the point of Hitler's genius. Go back and listen to the BBC Radio Collection cassettes of the Second World War again. True, a lot of Himmler's stuff was edited out for petty legal reasons, but Hitler's best routines remain intact. That guy was *so* ahead of his time. Comedy today owes him a great debt.

Thought I'd add my two pfennigs. I've just bought the World War II DVD - what a waste of money.

"If you look in the background there behind Eva you can see my missing ball on the sideboard. No one ever notices that."

The only thing it's good for is the alternative ending where the Nazis win - removed cos Hitler deemed it to "interfere with the comedy". Wanker.

I've warned you before about using my IP address.

Hitler - Did you take offense to John Cleese parodying the Nazi walk in Fawlty Towers? I'm sure you are pleased that you were an influence on John Cleese, but I always felt that his Nazi walk smacked of lazy referencing.

But I suspect your lovely wife Eva liked the "Eva Prawn" line, as I hear she loves prawns and of course Jew's can't eat prawns because they're not kosher. A lovely piece of anti-semetic irony there from Mr Cleese and Ms Booth.