>This is by no means a wish-list. It's a list of people whom I have a spooky feeling will die in 2001. Some are old, some are ill, some will be the Rod Hulls or Kirsty MacColls of the year.
>
>Spike Milligan
>Tommy Steele
>Patrick Moore
>Barbara Castle
>Ronald Reagen
>Kenneth Kendall
>Bernard Breslaw
>Dudley Moore
>Princess Margaret
>Caroline Aherne
>Katy Hill
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>Any more suggestions? One point for every correct prediction. Winner gets to spend New Year's Eve 2001 with a bottle of absinthe.
>
>First to mention Ms Bowes-Lyon will be whipped to within an inch of their lives.
>

Shut the fuck up.

>This is by no means a wish-list. It's a list of people whom I have a spooky feeling will die in 2001. Some are old, some are ill, some will be the Rod Hulls or Kirsty MacColls of the year.
>
>Spike Milligan
>Tommy Steele
>Patrick Moore
>Barbara Castle
>Ronald Reagen
>Kenneth Kendall
>Bernard Breslaw
>Dudley Moore
>Princess Margaret
>Caroline Aherne
>Katy Hill
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>
>
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>Any more suggestions? One point for every correct prediction. Winner gets to spend New Year's Eve 2001 with a bottle of absinthe.
>
>First to mention Ms Bowes-Lyon will be whipped to within an inch of their lives.
>

Shut the fuck up.

>First to mention Ms Bowes-Lyon will be whipped to within an inch of their lives.

She's already dead, didn't you know? They're just keeping it quiet until after Christm...

Oh.

Bernard Bresslaw died in '92 before he was due to make Carry On Columbus. I doubt he'll die twice.

James Bond lived twice. Does that count?

Dr Who anyone?

He's died lots. The bugger just keeps coming back. Grrr.

That's how the Queen Mum's lasted so long. There have been eight of them, with William Hartnell playing the first one.

mmmm absinthe

Yeah, this is really sick!

Of all the people I've suspected RHC of being, Unruly Butler has never been one of them.

These IP numbers are evil, I tells ya. Let's burn them! BURN THEM!!

They're like DNA profiling at the moment - they are unique, just not as unique as people think.

Try telling that to my fifteen clones.

venables and thompson will peg it if the fucking stupid relentless vengeful tabloids have their way.

as will more innocent members of the public like that poor peadeatrician, although he didn't die fortunately.

You want to try living in Liverpool at the moment...

there are two sides to every coin.

whatever they did, it doesn't warrent their identities, addresses and NI numbers being revealed to the general public.

especially the news of the world/sun/mirror type of general public, although that's a gross generalisation.

> peadeatrician

Sorrywhat?

sorry, my speeling isn't up to much - that was my best attempt. :O)

I've got a feeling I will soon be killed off.

>I've got a feeling I will soon be killed off.

This place needs a purge. Or at least an enema.

My celebrity death wish-list:

Bruce Forsythe - screwed to death by his succubus wife;
Cilla Black - bleeding to death through her ears by being forced to listen to her own music;
Jim Davidson - fatally defeated in a two-on-one wrestling match with Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder;
Shane Ritchie - tortured to death slowly by Chris Morris;
Jamie Oliver - finally gets whats coming to him. Grr.

It's about time I died.

>It's about time I died.

Well that cancer you're riddled with should see you off pretty soon. And stop scratching your crotch

>My celebrity death wish-list:

What a horrid concept...

>>My celebrity death wish-list:
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>What a horrid concept...
>

Yes its frightfully ghastly.... it's just not cricket!

I love the english...

>>>My celebrity death wish-list:
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>>What a horrid concept...
>>
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>Yes its frightfully ghastly.... it's just not cricket!
>
>I love the english...


Really?
I'm Scottish.

My sympathies.

>My sympathies.

Your sympathies?!!

You think you're presently in a position to sympathise with me?

How condescending.

I don't reckon I've got long.

>Your sympathies?!!

Yes. Is it really that difficult to read a post, Ailie?


>You think you're presently in a position to sympathise with me?

Yes.


>How condescending.

You really don't get it, do you?

>>Your sympathies?!!
>
>Yes. Is it really that difficult to read a post, Ailie?
>
>
>>You think you're presently in a position to sympathise with me?
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>Yes.
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>
>>How condescending.
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>You really don't get it, do you?

You really are a charmless creature, aren't you subbes?

>You really are a charmless creature, aren't you subbes?

No... i do have charm, just not straight after I've come from an exam. 'pologies.

>>Your sympathies?!!
>
>Yes. Is it really that difficult to read a post, Ailie?

No, but it *is* hard to believe.

>You really don't get it, do you?

No, you're right I don't.
Maybe you could explain?

I don't know _what_ your problems are, subbes, but from what I've read of your site, I'm the only one in the position to offer 'sympathy.'

Sympathy because I write? Yes, it's a terrible thing, having Notepad.

Her'es a thought: it's the same response I give to anoyne who mentions their nationality.

I have never gone the way of putting smileys on all of my comments, but if I have to just so a gentle poke won't be taken as some kind of assault with a blunderbuss (which only led to my getting more snipey, and you really don't want te get into one of those arguments with me), I might.


;-)