Si- er how is the cooking of a dismembered head comedic, of course if it were a Python thing I'm sure millions would leap to it's defence.

Were you asking a question there?

Probably.

There, there.

everyone i showed it to found it funny, then again strangeways is a tough place to be

Especially when they watch you all the time...

I think the point is that he is obviously a bit of a psycho and they let him off.

Amazing how a judge sympathises if you use the excuse - 'she drove me to it'

by the way if you can do better email with some ideas

Here's a thought: remove whatever the f&c% it is that's spawning the popup window onLoad.

im going to just cant be bothered to trawl through the HTML to find it.

start a bad observational comedy area in which you can ask pointless questions and answer them in a "zany" smug way.

"but what if you were allergic to ceramics?"
"why did my girlfriend dump me after i opened her curtains one morning to wake her up?"
and countless more hilarious lines.

>"why did my girlfriend dump me after i opened her curtains one morning to wake her up?"

Filthy lad.

"Don't pull my ears, I know where I'm going!", to paraphrase the bint.

"you can shower the body but not the soul"
Quincy ME

"i like small children"
Simon Parkin (shortly before being arrested)

Wasn't that rob Lowe, as well?

yes but we let Rob Lowe off after his superb performance as Nick Andros in 'The Stand'.

Besides he also shagged Princess Stephanie of Monaco.

You're thinking about Chevy Chase i think.
Everyone gets the two mixed up.

Ah, Chevy Chase. That well known child-shagger.

No, I think you're getting that confused with "actor". Or maybe "drug addict".

it's easy to get Chevy Chase mixed up with anything really...

apart from "Comedian" of course.

He's the Lee Hurst of Hollywood.

What? A couple of strands short of a sweepover?