Kinder Srprise - Jane Horrocks

Mike4SOTCAA - John Lydon

'Jon' - Alex Langdon

Ewar Woowar - Helen Baxendale

Gee - Tony Parsons

Anonymous, you can play TJ, I got a feeling you would be perfect for the role, I don't know why.

>Anonymous, you can play TJ, I got a feeling you would be perfect for the role, I don't know why.

Pants! I want to be played by Colin Moulding!

Who's playing Steven, anyway?

Richard Herring, whilst doing his Algenon with Norm from the Twix advert voice, the script will be something like.

"I think Time Gentleman Please is crap, now I'm going to do the shopping for my mum.."

Argh, the satire and retalliation.

The above was me, by the way. The earlier anonymous' weren't. I doubt they were Steven either though. This IP thang is too brain hurting. This thread dies now. Goodnight.

Oh? I thought they were ALL you TJ, other than the ones under my name. That's why I suggested Anonymous play you.

Argh all the Freeserve IP's.

KILL FREESERVE! KILL KILL KILL!

Ewar is much better looking than Helen Baxendale. And she should be played by my mate Kirsten who she is a dead ringer for.

Justin - Willem Dafoe
Jon - Jonathan Meades
Joe and Mike 4 Sotcaa - Christopher Walken and James Woods
Steven - Keith Allen
Dan L - Kevin Eldon
Kinder Surprise - someone long, tall and glamorous - like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's...(presuming Joe and Mike are wrong about her gender status)
Jessica - Daniela Nardini
Rob S - that bloke form the film 'Pi'
TJ - you could get your mate to do you - the guy who was in 'Bread'...

Anonymous - The RSC

Radiator Head Child as herself
Boothby Graffoe as himself

For copies of this scene in which the above have an encounter(based on the events in the Mirrors thread last year) please send money/honey to me.

Soon to be a major motion picture.

me?

errr played by John Hannah.

If I could choose someone to play me, I think I'd go for Christina Ricci, or maybe Clare Danes... My friends would, without question, pick Gillian Anderson, for embarassing reasons...

>For copies of this scene in which the above have an encounter(based on the events in the Mirrors thread last year) please send money/honey to me.

Ooh, matron!

Arma should be played by Judi Dench.

>>Steven - Keith Allen

Al, you bastard, I'm not playing Keith Allen's cock. And in retalliation:

Al - Phil Daniels

Just seen Chasing Amy, so I want to be played by Jason Mewes.

I'll be played by Jessica Rabbit.

Or I'll just play with Jessica Rabbit. Either.

Who plays Yoakum?

>Who plays Yoakum?

Jamie Theakston?

>I'll be played by Jessica Rabbit.
>
>Or I'll just play with Jessica Rabbit. Either.

Can I come?

>>I'll be played by Jessica Rabbit.
>>
>>Or I'll just play with Jessica Rabbit. Either.
>
>Can I come?

only if you pull your weight..

sorry, tenuous...

>>>Steven - Keith Allen
>
>Al, you bastard, I'm not playing Keith Allen's cock.

Nothing to do with his cock - honest. I just thought he could capture your ire well. And he is Welsh, which is a bonus.

And in retalliation:
>
>Al - Phil Daniels

I quite like the idea of that. Although I most definitely was not born within the sound of Bow Bells...

Ailie - Gillian Anderson? embarrassing reasons? Do tell...

I think Gillian would make a very cute you. Christina Ricci frightens me.

Keith Allen is Welsh? Fuck, if the nationality couldn't become anymore embarassing.

>Keith Allen is Welsh? Fuck, if the nationality couldn't become anymore embarassing.

From Llanelli, he is.

>I think Gillian would make a very cute you. Christina Ricci frightens me.

She scares me stiff.

Ahem.

>Justin - Willem Dafoe

Just as long as no-one pours boiling hot wax onto my genitals, as Madonna did in Body Of Evidence. Ow.

> Ailie - Gillian Anderson? embarrassing reasons? Do tell...

Hmmm....
I used to get called "Scully" at high school because people thought I looked like her... (No, this is not a joke, I promise!)
There is _no_ similarity that I can see, hence my total embarassment at the comparison.
Someone at uni brought up the topic of old nicknames recently and stupidly I mentioned the comparison... The bloody "Scully" thing is now being ressurected...

> Christina Ricci frightens me.

Christina Ricci is great!

>I used to get called "Scully" at high school because people thought I looked like her... (No, this is not a joke, I promise!)

Ahhh! Sweet! :0)

>There is _no_ similarity that I can see, hence my total embarassment at the comparison.
Stature? Hair colour? Good looks and intelligence? I'd play it for all it was worth if I were you...

>Someone at uni brought up the topic of old nicknames recently and stupidly I mentioned the comparison... The bloody "Scully" thing is now being ressurected...

Do you say to people 'Mulder - it's me' on the phone? When odd things happen do you rationalize them and come up with a logical explanation? The possibilities are endless...

>> Christina Ricci frightens me.
>
>Christina Ricci is great!

No, I didn't mean she's a bad actress or anything. It's just that she has the face of a ten year old girl and the fully rounded body of a woman. Seeing her always makes me feel deeply disturbed...

>Stature? Hair colour? Good looks and intelligence?

Well, maybe the hair colour, although I've now changed it!

>I'd play it for all it was worth if I were you...

...well to be compared to someone once voted the world's sexiest woman would be nice, were it not for the fact I don't look anything like her!

> When odd things happen do you rationalize them and come up with a logical explanation?

I've tried to come up with a logical explanation for the nickname, but I think it'll have to be filed under 'X'

> No, I didn't mean she's a bad actress or anything. It's just that she has the face of a ten year old girl and the fully rounded body of a woman.

I think she's very pretty.

>...well to be compared to someone once voted the world's sexiest woman would be nice, were it not for the fact I don't look anything like her!

Who cares? If someone told me I looked like Harrison Ford (actually, someone did once - but they were loopy) I'd just nod and say 'do you thinks so? Oh I suppose I do a bit' and then swagger about. Don't fight it, girl!

>> When odd things happen do you rationalize them and come up with a logical explanation?
>
>I've tried to come up with a logical explanation for the nickname, but I think it'll have to be filed under 'X'

>> No, I didn't mean she's a bad actress or anything. It's just that she has the face of a ten year old girl and the fully rounded body of a woman.
>
>I think she's very pretty.
>
Oh yes - just... odd. Perhaps it's because I still remember her so clearly from The Addams Family. I never have this problem with Drew Barrymore and ET mind...

>Gee - Tony Parsons

But he's a Catholic who's pro hanging!

Can you come? They say it feels like a full-body sneeze.

So I'm the only one actually in the movie? See you at the premiere darling!

x

>Who plays Yoakum?

A dead body

....a dog's body.

(so many levels. you see?)

I shall be played by kinder surprise in drag, or failing that, a velociraptor in a top hat.

>I shall be played by kinder surprise in drag, or failing that, a velociraptor in a top hat.

But isn't a top hat a bit farfetched when portraying a Welsh man?

I think Mr. G should be played by someone sexy, and can do a welsh accent, so I'm thinking along the lines of Boothby.

She said.

Regrettably, the only person who could ever possibly play me would be Roddy McDowall, and as the impish former boy actor and star of Planet of the Apes is at present dead, I shall have to be left out of the plot.

awwww.

moving along?

How about a sock puppet?

Hmmm... whose hand would you like up you?