michael winner's many squeezes Posted Sat Jan 6 07:45:55 GMT 2001 by 'hazeley'

don't know if anyone else saw it, but there was a piece of space filler in mw's column in the news of the world last weekend featuring a picture of himself with sarah thingummy from 11ocs and smack the pony.

apparently, he *seemed* to claim, they'd had a bit of a thing a few years ago and she'd 'fired' him.

he's had some birds, hasn't he? cally from grange hill etc.

can any woman out there explain his appeal to me please? and was this sarah thingummy thing public knowledge?

j xxx

apologies to sarah thingummy - i know she's got a surname, i just can't get my mind to remember it. i blame this high protein diet.

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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Sat Jan 6 09:27:16 GMT 2001:

As a female I can certify that his allure is effectuate because he is an unknown quantity in the bedroom.

And it's Alexander.

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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Sun Jan 7 10:08:35 GMT 2001:

Winner's continuing fanny magnet status bemuses me.

In the 70s and 80s, Winner was still producing movies, shit though they were, so you could understand how someone like Jenny Seagrove might end up with the grisly man - in a continuation of the old Hollywood staple of actresses getting work by sleeping with the director.

But these days he earns most of his money by writing about meals, so why would a young starlet want to share her twat with the man?

Maybe Alexander just fancied some free lunches?

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Jan 7 18:41:18 GMT 2001:

>Maybe Alexander just fancied some free lunches?

No sane woman can turn down a free lunch.

And there is no such thing as a free lunch.

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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Sun Jan 7 18:46:12 GMT 2001:

Uh-oh...someone's heard that routine about blow jobs...

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Jan 7 19:07:42 GMT 2001:

I haven't, who does that routine?

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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Sun Jan 7 19:14:18 GMT 2001:

:) aww your enthusiasm is charming.

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Jan 7 19:26:52 GMT 2001:

you shouldn't be looking at my enthusiasm

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Posted By subbes on Sun Jan 7 20:16:22 GMT 2001:

Bloody difficult not to, the way you walk around with it on show. Blech, put it away, slapper.

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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Sun Jan 7 20:28:09 GMT 2001:

It's not her fault if she models herself on prot�g�s like moi.

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Posted By subbes on Sun Jan 7 20:59:27 GMT 2001:

Well, at least you sometimes put them away...

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