Technical Virgin Posted Sat Jan 6 04:06:17 GMT 2001 by Mogwai

Be sure to watch their 30-second TV ad.

http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

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Posted By subbes on Sat Jan 6 04:20:34 GMT 2001:

I mentioned this in class last week.


They looked at me as if I was crazy. But now - I'm NOT! Bwah-ha-ha!

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Jan 6 12:33:12 GMT 2001:

Funny, but *real* sites are somehow even funnier!

http://www.notmenotnow.org/

and especially this

http://www.notmenotnow.org/shopping.cfm?get=3


"In Monroe County we started this programme to reduce teen pregnancy, especially in blacks"

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Jan 6 12:37:30 GMT 2001:

Oh dear.

"Flyer
This black, 7 1/4" flyer is the perfect giveaway at outdoor events. The "Not Me, Not Now�" logo and "What Smart Kids Say to Sex�" tag line appear in red, black, and white. Kids will love throwing this "mini frisbee" while being reminded of the abstinence message.

Price: $2.00"

Or

"Adult Shirt
Older teens and adults alike will enjoy sporting this 100% cotton denim shirt. The "Not Me, Not Now�" embroidered logo is displayed over the front, left pocket. Two-button sleeve placket have wood-tone buttons. Adult sizes only.

Price: $35.00"


Now where did I put my credit card?

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Posted By 'hazeley' on Sat Jan 6 14:00:04 GMT 2001:

it's a deeply sinister world out there, kids. my ex-girlfriend's sister has just moved to georgia, where her three-year-old daughter goes to some local school. she has now started correcting her mother on what jesus wants and how god created the earth etc.

oh dear.

and does anyone else think that technical virgin is practically the perfect website - a great laugh with links to other sites that are either (a) so right-wing it makes you scream or (b) full of ladies playing with their twunts.

j xxx

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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Sat Jan 6 18:14:33 GMT 2001:

"We're seeing more evidence of anal sex in cultures with a high value on Technical Virginity..."

What on earth can they mean by "evidence"...?

I must stop thinking about this...I must...

Subject: Re: Technical Virgin [ Previous Message ]
Posted By subbes on Sat Jan 6 18:27:41 GMT 2001:

People walking funny.

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Posted By 'boki' on Sat Jan 6 23:56:56 GMT 2001:

>"We're seeing more evidence of anal sex in cultures with a high value on Technical Virginity..."
>
>What on earth can they mean by "evidence"...?

It's probably really only blobs of melted neopolitan ice cream that had dropped on the floor.

Note to self: stop listening to Tool whilst forumming.

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Jan 7 10:51:42 GMT 2001:

I wonder how many people on this forum are actually virgins....

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Posted By Joe4SOTCAA on Sun Jan 7 14:10:22 GMT 2001:

Technically?

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Jan 7 14:51:16 GMT 2001:

Hmmmm....?

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Posted By subbes on Sun Jan 7 15:06:19 GMT 2001:

I'm too busy thinking about jonathan Nash's bum to answer this, but I think it's rather obvious anyway.

Subject: Re: Technical Virgin [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Sun Jan 7 15:36:40 GMT 2001:

Oh God I wish I'd found these sites years ago.

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