alright i got the plug-in...

...oh my God...
I sincerely hope everything on that site is ironic cos it sounds messed up...go on Rob S bar me for not thinking the Corpses are so super.

Independant thought Alert.

Hell no one ever reads my threads anyway maybe I should blether on about how annoying some things can be! Blether, blether, blether. I'm so cool cos I analyse everything I see and hear and do. I sound like a student with too much free time, well blether some more because the Corpses have put me right off comedy and I think it's fair to say I won't be going back there in a hurry. Although I'll stick around here cos there might be a rebellion sooner or later.
free the biscuits

I'm going down, down, down and I just don't care_I'm gonna be a supermodel_what do you think it's like to have a breakdown when you're 15_does anyone want me_does anybody care_hoonnnneeeeey_Boothby_just a virus nothing more_here endeth the lesson_amen

nope I've lost it gaaaaaah too much Black books and then there was alcohol and it did seem reallyreally good at the timeso no one reads it anyway

Have you been drinking?

Fuck.

>Have you been drinking?

Inform the police. She's underage.

Unless she's drinking thunderbird. Which is illegal for anyone over 15.

It's not illegal for any over the age of 5 to drink I think you'll find... I still hate the corpses tho, grrrrrrr...

Happy New Year All!

I have discovered that there is a world beyond the net, watch me embrace it with open arms....

<gunshot>

When did you become american?

Fucking hell.


See, I TOLD you it kills braincells.

*What* I have to come back to...

Told you you shouldn't have soothed her to sleep with Madeira.

Who hell she?

Me? I'm subbes, dear. Yes darling, the woman whose babies you are CARRYING.

How are they, by the way? Not giving you any trouble?

I meant 'who hell Madeira?'. I know perfectly well who you are, Subbes.

Judging by the faint gurgling sounds and a general feeling of nausea (not to mention the continued bareness of my feet and an acquired fondness for crochet) I'd say the babies were pickling away nicely, all things considered.

Are you going to be present at the birth? I really don't think it's a full-on shared experience unless I get to spray you with offal.

Darling.

Etc.

Oh dear God. Can't anyone keep it in their trousers these days?

>I meant 'who hell Madeira?'.

It's a type of alcohol.


>Are you going to be present at the birth?

Depends - any idea when it'll be? It might clash with my hectic life of... erm... sleeping.

>Darling.

Snugglebum.

>Snugglebum.

Twinkletoes.

> the Corpses have put me right off comedy

In that case you can't really have been too fond of it in the first place, can you?


Can you?


I said, in that case you can't really... It's no good, you know, she's still out cold. Just throw that rug over her and wait for her to come to. I'll get rid of the bottles. (I didn't think you were allowed to buy more than one Benylin at a time.)

>Twinkletoes.

Flopsy bunnywunny.

>Flopsy bunnywunny.

Oogly oogly diddums bwah bwah bwah (tickle tickle).

win a pen.

Well up to Radio Times letter standard.

>Oogly oogly diddums bwah bwah bwah (tickle tickle).


Awww, who's an iddle widdle fluffy caterpillar, then? Who's an adowable widdle chwysalis?

No, that doesn't work at all.
Blast.

>Awww, who's an iddle widdle fluffy caterpillar, then? Who's an adowable widdle chwysalis?

No need to get personal.

all curled up like an ickle hampster... widdle chipolata...


...no, wait, I'll stop now.

Ohh? It was just starting to get good there.

Right, this does it Truman, you and I start a "small mammals only" thread.

This has been puzzling me since Sonic: what is an Echidna?

Nearest thing to a duck-billed playpus, IIRC.

like a porcupine but with a long snout

'Arf', she said...

oh Joe.

Baby...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hahahahaha.

Haha.

Ha.


....just wait....






Hahaha!

There she goes, spoiling the moment.

No, dear. I'd only spoil the moment if there was a moment to spoil.

Excuse me, i'm going to go and fondle Jonathan Nash's bum.