Bradley Walsh deserves to die Posted Fri Dec 29 01:22:13 GMT 2000 by 'Jake Thingy'

Very slowly. And not humanely.

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Posted By 'niceguyeddie' on Fri Dec 29 09:04:34 GMT 2000:

My opinion: he sould be shot up the arse with a shotgun full of spiky, rusty ball-bearings.

Anyone who makes puberty-bypass Joe Pasquale look good deserves no pity.

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Posted By Jase on Fri Dec 29 10:04:19 GMT 2000:

He'd probably enjoy that too much though.

Surely though, Walsh is not as bad as Steve Penk.

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Posted By Simon Harries on Fri Dec 29 10:44:23 GMT 2000:

>Despite the enormous tedium involved in spending Christmas in my home town of Dartford, neither I nor anyone else in my family had the slightest inclination to see Bradley Walsh starring in the local pantomime "Cinderella", at the Orchard Theatre - Kent's premiere entertainment venue.

His casting as Buttons is one of the most heinous acts I have ever experienced. The only seasonal miscasting to top this could be seen by all on ITV's "Aladdin". Witness an unfunny Irish stand-up comic with long blonde hair like a girl in the titular role, and a washed-up, dried-out, croak-voiced, wrinkled has-been playing the Princess. Who on earth thought these two would make an attractive, ratings-grabbing pairing?

Par for the course in pantos I gather.

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Posted By 'niceguyeddie' on Fri Dec 29 12:55:29 GMT 2000:

>He'd probably enjoy that too much though.
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>Surely though, Walsh is not as bad as Steve Penk.

Fortunately I've only had the displeasure to experience Penk from his 'hilarious' "TV Nightmares" travesties, I gather he was a radio DJ for many years before.

I suppose living in a war-scarred land of hate such as I do does have some benefits... ;)

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Posted By 'PJ' on Fri Dec 29 14:30:09 GMT 2000:

Where the fuck did Steve Penk come from - one minute no ones heard of him, the next, he's all over ITV - i'm just glad i never watch the channel, or i might have to see his smug, stupid ugly face.

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Posted By 'tim_e' on Fri Dec 29 17:26:15 GMT 2000:

>Where the fuck did Steve Penk come from - one minute no ones heard of him, the next, he's all over ITV - i'm just glad i never watch the channel, or i might have to see his smug, stupid ugly face.

He was a DJ on whatever incarnation of Piccadilly Radio in Manchester it was at the time, doing the breakfast show I think. BUt he wasn't just any old DJ, no, he had a clever and fantastic idea which brought him to the attention of the world.

Wind up phone calls. That's right, wind up fucking phone calls. I mean, for fuck's sake...

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 01:11:32 GMT 2000:

OK, I think we should set up a definitive list of hated celebrities, and the first of us to go insane and have a mad killing spree (come on, it's bound to happen) gets to off the lot. Mind if I start?

Bradley Walsh
Joe Pasquale
Michael Barrymore
Steve Penk
Lisa Riley
Lauren Laverne
Vernon Kaye
Vorderman
Iain lee
The New 11OCS Muppets
The Turner Sisters
Any Mockney cunt called Jamie
Bob Monkhouse
Paul Daniels


OK, I've left it pretty much open. It's up to you, the future of these wankers is in your hands!

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sat Dec 30 01:49:46 GMT 2000:

>OK, I've left it pretty much open. It's up to you, the future of these wankers is in your hands!

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Posted By 'tim_e' on Sat Dec 30 01:50:24 GMT 2000:

>Jim Davidsons

was me, btw

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Posted By Justin on Sat Dec 30 01:54:49 GMT 2000:

Theakston. That'll do me.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 01:56:58 GMT 2000:

I was just about to add him too, ah well.

Robson Green
Ross Kemp
Helen Baxendale
Any of those smug self satisfied bastards out of 'Cold Feet', except John Thompson
Vanessa Felch
Trisha
Kilroy

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 01:58:38 GMT 2000:

I meant Davidson, not Theakston, although he is definitely on the list!

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Posted By Justin on Sat Dec 30 02:00:07 GMT 2000:

Who's Vernon Kaye, Suiii? I feel I should know who he is.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 02:13:42 GMT 2000:

He presents that wank kids weekend show on BBC1 (FBi??) presenter of TOTP @ PLAY on Play UK. He started off in a docusoap (isn't it always the way?) and apparently he was going to be the 'next big thing' among male supermodels, can't see how, he's quite odd looking. Anyway, some cunt saw him on the docuthingy, and hired him as a presenter.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 02:15:55 GMT 2000:

Oh look, here he is:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fbi/vernon.shtml

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Posted By Justin on Sat Dec 30 02:21:53 GMT 2000:

Oh, that's Vernon Kaye. Ta for the link, Suiii. I had seen him on FBi, and thought "Hmmm, that's not very interesting, what's on the radio?"

Is it me or have children's programmes considerably declined in quality since I was a child? Hmmm...

Oh, I've thought of some more:

Lowri Turner
Collins & Maconie
Robbie Williams
Jupitus
Lisa I'Anson (thank your lucky stars, anyone who doesn't live in London...she's still on London Live)

Off with their heads...

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 02:24:44 GMT 2000:

> Lowri Turner

Uuurgh. I'd blanked her from my memory. Even scarier is the fact that she's an identical twin. The other one, Catrin (top London Barrister i believe) was on Watchdog a couple of years ago, it was very frightening indeed.

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Posted By TJ on Sat Dec 30 09:28:19 GMT 2000:

Caroline Ahearne. Silly little cow.

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sat Dec 30 09:55:06 GMT 2000:

I can't make my mind up....
Chris Evans....
or
Chris Tarrant

I hate them, they ruined Christmas (and everything else).

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Posted By Simon Harries on Sat Dec 30 13:14:17 GMT 2000:

Anne Robinson
Andi Peters
Noel Edmonds
Anthea Turner
Zoe Ball
Claudia Winkleman
Jacqui Steven
Nicky Clarke
Steps
Richard Whiteley
Richard Madeley
Gyles Brandreth
Vic Reeves
Bob Mortimer

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Posted By 'PJ' on Sat Dec 30 14:07:15 GMT 2000:

Westlife - who are so inoffensive, it automatically makes them the most offensive 'band' i've ever seen.

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Posted By 'Pint Of Mild' on Sat Dec 30 14:50:44 GMT 2000:

Talking of docusoap.

Jeremy

Fucking

Spake.

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sat Dec 30 15:14:54 GMT 2000:

At least he didn't release a single...Handy Andy...

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 15:16:19 GMT 2000:

Aaah that's the spirit! Lots of lovely HATRED!

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Posted By 'PJ' on Sat Dec 30 21:33:28 GMT 2000:

Docu-soaps? Singles? Surely the first person that springs to mind is Maureen (FACT: Officially the thickest person in the world) off of Driving school

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Dec 30 22:14:16 GMT 2000:

*checks list*

Shit yeah, forgot her. Kindly accept my apologies, I'll move her into the Top 5.

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Posted By 'tim_e' on Sat Dec 30 22:27:00 GMT 2000:

>Aaah that's the spirit! Lots of lovely HATRED!

"People who hate people, come together."
"No."

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Posted By 'Jake' on Sat Dec 30 22:33:50 GMT 2000:

I strongly disagree with Lauren Laverne, who was suggested at the top. She is possibly the best thing ever. She is lovely in every way. She was the highlight at Reading 2000.
And of course you can't get rid of Jon Holmes, who was implied in the 'new 11ocs muppets'. Give him a chance. He's funny. Really, he is.

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Posted By 'Anon' on Sun Dec 31 00:10:17 GMT 2000:

Carol Smilie, 'cos she's always smiling !!!!

Posh Spice & beckham !!

Anthea f**king Turner !!

Laurence llewyn bowen, 'cos he looks like a right ponce!!!

Anyone that works on these DIY shite shows!!

Anyone that works for the GWR Radio Group, 'cos they ruined Beacon Radio & WABC

Today's f**king shite mix!!

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Posted By 'anon' on Sun Dec 31 00:32:13 GMT 2000:

Zoe ball

Jamie Theakston

Chris Moyles

Richard & Judy

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sun Dec 31 00:57:52 GMT 2000:

You can piss off now Anon. you irritating, immature fuckwit

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sun Dec 31 13:35:32 GMT 2000:

Haha, Anonymous is having a fight with himself again!

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Posted By subbes on Mon Jan 1 15:44:38 GMT 2001:

>Lauren Laverne

Oh, come ON.

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Posted By Suiii on Mon Jan 1 19:46:41 GMT 2001:

Nope. Hate her, have done since 1993, will do...er...forever.

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Posted By 'Jake' on Mon Jan 1 21:09:27 GMT 2001:

>>Lauren Laverne
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>Oh, come ON.
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Sorry, I love her.

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Posted By subbes on Mon Jan 1 22:23:00 GMT 2001:

Torn between views of suiii and views of another... aaarghh...

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Posted By Suiii on Mon Jan 1 23:11:08 GMT 2001:

I'm bound to lose.

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Posted By subbes on Tue Jan 2 00:59:42 GMT 2001:

I don't know - is it the obvious reason as to why you don't like her?

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Posted By 'salmacis' on Tue Jan 2 10:53:32 GMT 2001:

Shane Ritchie
Richard Whiteley
Vanessa Feltz
Tim Lovejoy

The list goes on and on...

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Posted By Suiii on Tue Jan 2 14:16:03 GMT 2001:

>I don't know - is it the obvious reason as to why you don't like her?
Obvious reason? I don't like her just because she's not a very nice person. You'd think that at 17/18 most people had grown out of bullying people less fortunate, and by 21 she would have grown out of drinking white lightning in a park. *shakes head*

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Posted By subbes on Tue Jan 2 17:20:44 GMT 2001:

Apparently, getting drunk in the park was an integral part of Kenickie.

(load of twaddle, yes)

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Posted By Suiii on Tue Jan 2 18:09:07 GMT 2001:

Heheh, I like her other atention seeking stunt best <laughs> that's best saved for a special occasion.

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Posted By 'tim_e' on Wed Jan 3 00:49:07 GMT 2001:

>Tim Lovejoy

And the "Helen" one

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Posted By 'Jake' on Wed Jan 3 01:09:22 GMT 2001:

Well I maintain my love for Lauren.
No matter what you cynics may think.

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