My work xmas party tonight - by Paul Twist aged 22
Posted Wed Dec 20 00:24:56 GMT 2000 by 'paul twist'
Before you think this is a pointless, irrelevant thread, here is why I bring this up:
We were greeted at the venue (a rather well-to-do place) by a Basil Fawlty impersonator (that IS spelt wrong, isn't it? Alcohol does that to me. Or maybe it isn't spelt wrong and I just think it is. Anyway...), who also came over to all the tables after our meal to do his schtick (including pretending [badly] to hit waiters over the head). I'm not saying this a good or bad thing (though I err towards bad), just a thing. A bizarre thing. Like, why would anyone think up that? "I know, it's a work Xmas party, let's hire the Basil Fawlty impersonator, even though no one is staying over in the hotel except a few bigwigs who can't be arsed going home with the plebs..."
Ahh, the plebs. It really was retard time at the zoo tonight. People got excited when 'Rock DJ' started. For fuck's sake...
I had to leave early. I am full of a cold, I wasn't drunk enough, and the attractive drunk married woman was dancing with people who weren't me.
The end. Love, Paul.
Subject: Re: My work xmas party tonight - by Paul Twist aged 22
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Posted By TJ on Wed Dec 20 00:57:34 GMT 2000:
Would you have preferred it if they had hired a Del Boy?
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Posted By 'baby c' on Wed Dec 20 08:22:26 GMT 2000:
it's my works do on friday. suffice to say it shall be shite. paul - i feel your pain.
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Posted By 'Richard' on Wed Dec 20 10:25:12 GMT 2000:
>it's my works do on friday. suffice to say it shall be shite. paul - i feel your pain.
Mine is tomorrow night, and I think it'll be great, despite the fact that I am not fully recovered from a bout of tonsilitis.
Subject: Re: My work xmas party tonight - by Paul Twist aged 22
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Posted By 'RB' on Wed Dec 20 13:11:29 GMT 2000:
I'm going to our works do at Greens, a vegetarian restaurant in Didsbury, Manchester, tomorrow.
A colleague just said to me: "You're drinking, aren't you, Rich? You're entertaining when you're drunk."
What a sensational putdown.
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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Wed Dec 20 14:49:49 GMT 2000:
Well fine fine fine.
At least you lot can go out...grrr....grumble...
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Posted By subbes on Wed Dec 20 14:54:54 GMT 2000:
What?
Parents chained you to your bed again?
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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Wed Dec 20 15:09:25 GMT 2000:
>What?
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>Parents chained you to your bed again?
Not my parents...no....someone else...
:)
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Posted By subbes on Wed Dec 20 15:12:35 GMT 2000:
Oh no. If you're going to try and have a kinky contest, I'm not even going to start.
Cause I'd win.
Besides, chains are a really bad idea, because... er... neveryoumindhowIknow. Go and ask Suiii if you have to.
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Posted By Jo_ham on Wed Dec 20 22:11:20 GMT 2000:
I think she meant Boothby's on the radio actually...
what she does with the power cord is up to her...
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Posted By Suiii on Thu Dec 21 00:24:17 GMT 2000:
>Oh no. If you're going to try and have a kinky contest, I'm not even going to start.
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>Cause I'd win.
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Nope, I would. That thing I do with the parcel tape is unique.
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>Besides, chains are a really bad idea, because... er... neveryoumindhowIknow. Go and ask Suiii if you have to.
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Oh yeah, the firemen were very embarrassed. And those 3 feathers didn't cover much at all. Radi, you have much to learn.
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