BBC2's done a skiing one. I wonder if Jane Root commissioned that one, as she was hoping she could in her BBC Online interview.
Oh, it's so pointless hating her...I just can't help it.
Oh well if anyone wants to know Leo drowns about 18 minutes before the end of Titanic. Apaarently it was really good in the cinema (inwardly screams objections), but I sped through it on fast forward and it's too bloody long.
Toooooooooo lllllllooooonnnnnnnggggggg...
free the biscuits!
>Oh well if anyone wants to know Leo drowns about 18 minutes before the end of Titanic. Apaarently it was really good in the cinema (inwardly screams objections), but I sped through it on fast forward and it's too bloody long.
I don't see how anybody could have sit through that film in the cinema, my brother got it on video and I still haven't seen it from start to finish in one sitting. With the seats so cramped at all my local cinemas I would have thought that film to be thrombosis inducing, and therefore banned on health risks.
I've manage to avoid seeing it so far ha ha ha, with the added temptation of my sister owning it on video so i can watch it whenever but i won't ha ha ha i can avoid anything... except this place..
I sat through the other Titanic movie - the TVMovie - on Sky once, thinking it was the big blockbuster job. It was bleeding diabolical, but the fact that I didn't twig for ages speaks volumes for the quality of Cameron's shower of cack.
>Oh well if anyone wants to know Leo drowns about 18 minutes before the end of Titanic. Apaarently it was really good in the cinema (inwardly screams objections), but I sped through it on fast forward and it's too bloody long.
>Toooooooooo lllllllooooonnnnnnnggggggg...
Millions will be forced to watch it as well as part of the whole family xmas crap (but not me if I can help it!) I got this advice for surviving it from a mailing list I'm on.
"When the iceberg hits, surreptitiously switch over to ITV's all-star panto with Ed Byrne and Patsy Kensit and see how long it takes before anyone notices."
Ugh. Got dragged into that one by a couple of female friends and ended up stuck right in the middle of a very long row of a packed cinema so no hope of escape (and after all that time I *really* needed the little boys room). And I woke up with 'flu. Fantwattintastic.
I'm a bitter, bitter man.
>I'm a bitter, bitter man.
I would have thought after Titanic you would of drowned your sorrows in a whisky...on the rocks.
That was uncalled for, and obscure...
I'm waiting for Cameron to tackle some other great tragedies.
Could we please see Matt Damon buried in slurry in "Aberfan"?
Or the cast of Ally McBeal in "DeathShip-The Herald of Free Enterprise Story"