A3XX

oh, sorry, that's the designation for Airbus' new widebody jet.

lol

I agree, she's got quite a front bench.

For more information about Anne Widdecombe, why not visit her very own 'Widdy Website' at:

http://www.annwiddecombemp.com/index.htm

The 'junior' section is particularly recommended.

Did you write that website Mogwai? It's excellent. Herman-the-German!

I made an Anne Widdecombe a few months back after the Tory Conference. I think it looks like her:

http://web.searchalot.com/home/gee/showbiz/ann.html

>Did you write that website Mogwai? It's excellent. Herman-the-German!

Oh God, I wish. But you'll be as distressed as I was to learn that it's real...

I love how the face is contorted but you didn't need to put a hair out of place to sustain the horror!

>Oh God, I wish. But you'll be as distressed as I was to learn that it's real...

There's no way it's real. Isn't that a look-a-like posing with pigs and the like?

>>Oh God, I wish. But you'll be as distressed as I was to learn that it's real...
>
>There's no way it's real. Isn't that a look-a-like posing with pigs and the like?

Sorry to have to do this to you, but no it isn't. It's all real, kinder. All of it. The horror. The horror...

Oh god that is bad. She likes cats. I like cats. Therefore I have something in common with the old bag. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! :(

i got all excited at the 'cottage' link and then, whaddayaknow, it's nothing to do with cottaging at all. heigh-ho.

and what a pity it's maidstone, not maidenhead. shakespeare would have wet his grave.

j xxx

So she lives with her 88 year old mum and a load of cats

Don't you just KNOW that her lovely cottage in Maidstone stinks of piss?

Anne Widdecombe MP is on Yahoo. She recently posted to The Goodies webclub. I bet it was really her too.

>Sorry to have to do this to you, but no it isn't. It's all real, kinder. All of it. The horror. The horror...

Has it been hacked into then?

How do you explain the phrase 'Chicken madras, two naan bread and an onion bhajee...' under a picture of Anne looking very rough? Surely it can't be a ploy to win the ethnic vote. Or her patting a pig next to a sign saying 'Blair doesn't care'? And talking about how her each of the cats in her life have had good lives, even detailing that one had a craving for fresh liver?

There's no way in hell that it's real.

Right I'm going in to Politics as a career, I'm already unpopular, stupid and have rumours about me... now all I need is policy on drugs...





we've all experimented once... so let's repeat those resluts for the sake of fairtesting...

Sorry Kinder, but it really is real. One of my poof friends posted the address in another forum several months ago, and some wag wrote to Widdy congratulating her on her site. It's all horribly real.

>Has it been hacked into then?
>
>How do you explain the phrase 'Chicken madras, two naan bread and an onion bhajee...' under a picture of Anne looking very rough? Surely it can't be a ploy to win the ethnic vote.

It's a woman with no sense of humour trying to be self-deprecating.

Surely you must be used to that round here, heh heh heh....

*dives for cover*

I'm sorry Mogwai. There's still no way.

>I'm sorry Mogwai. There's still no way.

I am sorry you choose not to believe. But one day you will have to accept the truth. It is your destiny.

And kinder - I am your father. (Chhhhhh - hrhrhrhrhrhrhr....)

>And kinder - I am your father. (Chhhhhh - hrhrhrhrhrhrhr....)

Can I have her hand? Just hack it off like you did your other kid's and sent it to the usual address, ta.