>Love to the world in particular my special guy (he knows who he is)

My god, she's boinking Joe.

As if.




















:)

'Boinking'? I've not heard that word since 'Moonlighting' was in its heyday.

>As if.

Ah - the wisdom of youth there.

What a gruesome thought*.






* note: only gruesome because subbes isn't getting any and even if she was getting any there are things and look, I'm not going into it here but I'm grumpytired and am going to set fire to Oregon in a minute.

I've heard Joe knows how to do 'it' so it looks like he's just lying next to you, and you don't feel a thing. That's how he got the esteemed position he holds today.

What, of Lord High Priest in the church of Not Getting Any?

Always sounds like a bit of a sex master to me - not that i'd know about these things.

>I've heard Joe knows how to do 'it' so it looks like he's just lying next to you, and you don't feel a thing. That's how he got the esteemed position he holds today.

Uh oh...






Guess I'm not a virgin anymore...:)

Oh Jesus.

Cybersex with a minor. And I was down Londis buying cheap Cola when it happened.

Don't listen to any of them. Ellie. They're just being filthy because it's nearly Christmas.

>And I was down Londis buying cheap Cola >when it happened.

Admit it. You were editspotting the original version of "Armando Iannucci". You know you were.

Hang on, what's going to happen to my babies...?

Never mind babies, I'm discussing Armando Iannucci.

IANNUCCI!!! YOU HEAR BBC? REPEAT THOSE SHOWS NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Armando can wait, TJ. It's wall to wall Kirsty MacColl at Chez Corpses at the moment.

Subbes - the babies 'took' fine. I'm eating coal and sardines. Mike's on the cheese and onion brevel toasties.

PJ - uh...no, I can't even remember what you said now. I'm too busy worrying whether RHC had her own particular interpretation of the words '8 by 10 glossy'...

>PJ - uh...no, I can't even remember what you said now. I'm too busy worrying whether RHC had her own particular interpretation of the words '8 by 10 glossy'...

Hey! And yes, I did. ;)

I can only apologise.

>I can only apologise.

That's alright. Now runalong and play hopscotch!
Kids! I ask you! In my day...

>Cybersex with a minor. And I was down Londis buying cheap Cola when it happened.

shopping in Londis=crime

>Don't listen to any of them. Ellie. They're just being filthy because it's nearly Christmas.

who is eliie?

>shopping in Londis=crime

Convenient to my needs though.

>who is eliie?

Short for Elise? No, I know, far too chummy.

No, Armando can never wait.

It is _we_ who wait for his new series...

I'm not sure if I want a pedophile to have my children... can I just have his, and you...er... abort, or summat?

Tchah - you try and help someone...

...and then your dirty secrets come out...

i know you've got Toyah records under your bed, young man.

>i know you've got Toyah records under your bed, young man.

Almost certainly.

hmmmmmmmmmm
TOYAH
Thinking of you always hey?

>Almost certainly.

And my father trusted you enough to let you court me!

*sob*

I've never been so humiliated!




....Heigh ho. What's for breakfast?

I think I lost this game about seven postings ago.

Gonna turn this wo-orld
Inside out!

(fade)

We were playing a game?








Oh.

Men *spits*. Take my advice and stay Sapphic subbes.

I... oh.

Whoops.







Damn.

>I... oh.
>
>Whoops.

It's OK. It takes a little while to perfect the knack.

Mornington Crescent?

Playing by Bletchly Rules, I presume?

>Oh Jesus.
>
>Cybersex with a minor


Oh I dunno, it has it's moments eh subbes?

ShhHHhhh!

She told me she was 18!

And you told me you were 37, I feel so used!

Well, you did _look_ 18.... I can't say that I looked 37 now, can I?

You know what I think it was? That picture of you and Lou Ferrigno, I think I thought you were him!

Well, I can understand that one.