Go for it Chris, it would be my pleasure. Feel free to fix up any grammatical errors.
Munnery went over a treat at his recent Melbourne gigs, incidentally.
he is good, although again, not a family affair to watch...
Feeeeeeed meeee! I'm hunnnnngreeeee!
Okay that is really scary, who did that? because my hamster *is* called Truman and I haven't fed him yet...
Joe it was u!
No - it really is me. I jumped out of the cage and typed out the message all by myself myself using my tiny furry body to jump on the keys. Didn't know I'd acquired the ability to surf the information superhighway did you?
Squeak squeak squeak, etc.
Well firstly I hardly see how u got out of the house and made ur way down the road to a house linked to the internet.
Secondly no peanuts for u my lad!
>Well firstly I hardly see how u got out of the house and made ur way down the road to a house linked to the internet.
I travelled in style, in one of your smelly old rollerskates.
>Secondly no peanuts for u my lad!
Boo hoo. Pwease? I'm fed up of nibbling on sawdust
Truman! stop trying to do a great escape!
I'm off for lunch- u'd better be back when I've finished...
No fear. Ha ha! Freedom. The sweet taste of freedom! I can go anywhere, do anything! The world is my oyster ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Hello Truman. Nice to meet you.
Uh-oh...
My thread has been taken over by small mammals!
Eek eek.
*draws disinterestedly on cigarette*
Eek.
Etc.
*Lifts martini to duck-like bill*
I'm the only one here with a cloaca. Does that get you hot?
>*Lifts martini to duck-like bill*
>
>I'm the only one here with a cloaca. Does that get you hot?
I was flicking through the dictionary today and happened to chance upon this word. Therefore I declare today to be "cloaca day".
Also I found the phrase "bend sinister" which has something to do with a "bastard line". All excellent stuff.
>I was flicking through the dictionary today and happened to chance upon this word. Therefore I declare today to be "cloaca day".
>
>Also I found the phrase "bend sinister" which has something to do with a "bastard line". All excellent stuff.
>
Well I can see you've had an awesomely productive day...x
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>>I was flicking through the dictionary today and happened to chance upon this word. Therefore I declare today to be "cloaca day".
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>>Also I found the phrase "bend sinister" which has something to do with a "bastard line". All excellent stuff.
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>Well I can see you've had an awesomely productive day...x
>
Work's pretty slack at the moment, though not next week, meaning I only get Xmas Day and Boxing Day off. Ack!