We've gone on-line to tie in with the site coming back. Our on-line time has increased due to employment or very kind gestures from friends in the form of e-mail access.

As you know full well, we've *always* been 'eavesdropping', Kinder.

Yes, but before you could hold temptation at bay.

No, it's just that when we didn't have mail access we had to steal time whenever we could. My mails were usually either dictated down a phone line - or worse, sent through the post on disk for Rob to insert later. This never worked - it resulted in overlong messages often responding to days-worth of out-of-date discussion.

Go about your business. Make some mischief. Don't mind us - we're just passing through on our way to our own forum...

You just can't keep away, can you?

>No, it's just that when we didn't have mail access we had to steal time whenever we could. My mails were usually either dictated down a phone line - or worse, sent through the post on disk for Rob to insert later. This never worked - it resulted in overlong messages often responding to days-worth of out-of-date discussion.

Nice excuse. More like you've logged on to get fruity with the ladies.

It's not just the ladies kinder, they've made suggestions to me as well. But there's no way I'm going to fuck myself.

Gee

>It's not just the ladies kinder, they've made suggestions to me as well. But there's no way I'm going to fuck myself.

Oh, I dunno, it's not so bad. They say that if you sit on your non-favoured hand for a bit...

>Nice excuse. More like you've logged on to get fruity with the ladies.

No fear. The last time one of the Corpses scored with a lady they forgot all the transmission dates for the second series of 'Sean's Show'.

For the sake of the site, we can't let that happen again.

>The last time one of the Corpses scored with a lady they forgot all the transmission dates for the second series of 'Sean's Show'.
>
>For the sake of the site, we can't let that happen again.

Ah, so *that's* why the site went down...

And the site wasn't the only thing.


(Oh dear, I seem to be channelling Benny Hill.)

>For the sake of the site, we can't let that happen again.

Well if that's the case, I say go for it Joe.

Righto. Fancy a quick shag, Kinder?

You know Joe4SOTCAA, I don't think you're quite equipt to deal with readily available internet access just yet.

I dunno - trading bad jokes with yourself is simple enough.

I still don't understand why you've got such a downer on us being around though. I've never quite understood where you're coming from. You're a wild card in the forum equation.

If you're just wary of the Kinder/Boothby/substances refs, you needn't be - you revealed it all yourself in a Boothby thread somebody started many months ago. No covert operations necessary.

Be lovely.

>I dunno - trading bad jokes with yourself is simple enough.

Ah Joe, I'm not used to imagining you as a self deprecating socialite. It's quite a shock having our Messiah walk amongst us.

>You're a wild card in the forum equation.

Why thankyou.

>If you're just wary of the Kinder/Boothby/substances refs, you needn't be - you revealed it all yourself in a Boothby thread somebody started many months ago. No covert operations necessary.

Why do I suddenly feel like a lesser man's Big Brother contestant?

>Why do I suddenly feel like a lesser man's Big Brother contestant?
>

LOL!

Joe, can I have that piece of cheese now?

Mmmmmmm...cheese.

violent indignation about Boothby references arising inside me...but first...hoooooonnnnneeeeeeey...