Chips and gravy, with lots and lots of vinegar, because I'm especially sour.
Does this mean it's coming back up today, or am I reading this wrong?

Are you paying? If you are it's: cod and chips twice. A sausage in batter and a large portion of chips. Use their salt and vinegar and see if you can get a free sachet of brown sauce.


TONY: Four-and-fivepence? For this load of rubbish?

CASHIER: You've got the dearest hot dish there and the dearest sweet. Four-and-fivepence, please.

TONY: I'm sorry, I'm on an economy drive, I am only allowed three shillings a day for dinner.

I'll have a small bag o' chips, please [yeah, there's no way I can get 'em over here].


So, I assume this means it's back soon? Oo.

Chip bap and a can of shandy, please. No, two cans. I want to really push the boat out and mark this momentous occasion.

Mike's been at the chip shop a long time. I'm getting worried.

And hungry.

Chips, gravy, bottle of Fanta, and some tapes of "No Known Cure".

Ho hum.... waiting.
*yawn*
I've just had a chicken kebab myself.

Oh Christ, he's not done this again has he?

Forget it guys. He'll be halfway to Cardiff by now.

He once kept the entire Douglas Adams forum waiting for rissoles for about three weeks...

>Oh Christ, he's not done this again has he?
>
>Forget it guys. He'll be halfway to Cardiff by now.
>
>He once kept the entire Douglas Adams forum waiting for rissoles for about three weeks...

Did Yoakum claim that the literary rights to the rissoles were partially his?

Oh well, he'd probably spit in the food anyway...

Is that a typo in the thread heading or a comedy italian accent?

>Is that a typo in the thread heading or a comedy italian accent?

No, it's a regional dialect.

What region? Tuscany?

east anglia
don't messa witha me, I gotta the connections...

what would you like me to do with this cuddly horse's head boss?

>what would you like me to do with this cuddly horse's head boss?
>

Ah, excellent, just what I was looking for.

hold on a sec, that's subbes!

I am Excellent.

That is a horse's head.

You see the difference? Come now, before I have you killed.

Hang on, are you trying to say you can't be 'excellent' AND a horses head?

Yes.





(That was simple, eh readers?)

neigh.

errr nay..

*ahem*

sorry, you had me foxed for a moment then...

I'll stop now.

yes.

.

'ere, can I have a chipolata, as well?

only if it's wrapped in bacon first..

tradition 'n all that.

Mogwai - I thought you weren't happy with the surfeit of red-named Joe4SOTCAAs. Why do you feel the need to add more?

I'm terribly sorry, Joe. If I were you I'd get Rob to ban me immediately for being a troublemaker or something. I suppose it's only fair.

God, my life is just so worthless.

Tch. Blimmin' kids with their blimmin' stolen passwords.

It's a fucking disgrace, and no mistake.

So it is, so it is.

Who on Earth is Sidney Cole, tonight we ask the question...

We should not ask *who* Sidney is, but *what*. Mr Cole is a piece of history (a whole year ago!) and shall reign over the forums fore'er more.

Sidney, I drink to you!