She was black and hysterical, rolling her eyes like Al Jolson last time I watched Ready Steady Cook.
Though it has to be said she'd lost a lot of weight.
I've heard rumours that she's going to Meridian Tonight with Fred Dineage a la TVS Coast to Coast
>I've heard rumours that she's going to Meridian Tonight with Fred Dineage a la TVS Coast to Coast
I won't accept that. Fern Britton is an evil witch. Save Dinenage from her. We must stop her evil rampage.
>>Fern Britton is an evil witch. Save Dinenage from her. We must stop her evil rampage.
Fern - or "Bunny" as we used to call her - is the most gorgeous, friendly, generous and cuddlesome person I've ever worked with. It is she who should be saved from Dineage. Anyway, I doubt she'd go anywhere near "Meridian Tonight" - having got into network television, with the likely prospect of getting Judy Finnigan's job within the next two years, who would go back to a regional backwater?