How come you don't see white dogshit any more...? Posted Fri Nov 24 18:54:48 GMT 2000 by 'Unruly "Open Mic" Butler'

Since we now have a thread called "Cor! Remember Spangles Eh?" and one called "Where do socks go?" I thought I'd go the whole hog and start a stand up routine. Anyone want to point out how, when you're stoned, you have to go to the all-night garage to get KitKats?

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Posted By 'Mitch' on Fri Nov 24 19:00:35 GMT 2000:

So!
Yeah!
So!
Hey!
Comedy!
Where you from?
Yeah!
So!
Have you noticed?
Don't you just hate it?
What's that all about?
Yeah!

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Posted By 'Jane Root' on Fri Nov 24 19:05:36 GMT 2000:

Have a 6-part series!

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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Fri Nov 24 19:17:10 GMT 2000:

lol@Jane Root

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Posted By 'Mitch' on Fri Nov 24 19:20:30 GMT 2000:

>lol@Jane Root


Oh I SEE....

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Posted By 'Britain's dogs' on Sat Nov 25 08:40:34 GMT 2000:

If anyone is interested it's because their is less chalk in our diets nowadays.

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Posted By 'English Dogs' on Sat Nov 25 13:54:08 GMT 2000:

Actually we're too busy being Janus Stark these days.

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Posted By 'paul twist' on Sat Nov 25 14:32:15 GMT 2000:

That last message was excellent. Unlike Janus Stark, who are not.

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Posted By 'cwej product' on Sun Nov 26 02:21:41 GMT 2000:

i wanna know what the nipples on a bloke are really for ..
i wanna know why theres no white dog shit anymore
i wanna know why the germans ain't funny , i wanna know where all my moneys beeeeeeen ....

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Posted By 'boki' on Sun Nov 26 11:22:39 GMT 2000:

I wanna know why an orange is an orange and a lime ain't a green

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Nov 26 11:30:44 GMT 2000:

I wanna know why I can't have Boothby.
And why we take careers advice from someone who is a careers advisor?

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Posted By subbes on Sun Nov 26 15:11:26 GMT 2000:

Because it's their fucking job. And if you didn't get careers advice, you'd whinge.




More, i mean.

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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Nov 26 16:42:42 GMT 2000:

careers advice at our school:
aim low, no I mean aim really low and then go work in a factory.

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Posted By subbes on Sun Nov 26 18:59:41 GMT 2000:

Maybe they have your number.

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Posted By 'Prisoner #93A234 Simon Adebisi' on Sun Nov 26 23:32:53 GMT 2000:

i wanna know how a blind man knows when his arse is clean

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Posted By 'boki' on Sun Nov 26 23:49:45 GMT 2000:

I wanna know why Jagermeister legal and Es are banned

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Posted By TJ on Mon Nov 27 00:26:23 GMT 2000:

My dog's dead.
How does it smell?
Terrible.

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Posted By subbes on Mon Nov 27 01:36:42 GMT 2000:

I want to know what 3 + 7 is. It's been driving me crazy all week.

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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Mon Nov 27 10:31:00 GMT 2000:

It's a smiley, isn't it?

3 = drooping eyes
+ = fat nose
7 = wry smile

3+7

Cute, huh?

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Posted By 'Nunuf' on Mon Nov 27 12:25:24 GMT 2000:

white dog shit = iain lee, surely?

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Posted By Bean Is A Carrot on Mon Nov 27 12:32:21 GMT 2000:

>white dog shit = iain lee, surely?

Interesting comment from an 11OCS writer...

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Posted By 'Jake' on Mon Nov 27 13:29:23 GMT 2000:

>It's a smiley, isn't it?

No, clearly it's 10. 3+7=10. Just basic arithmetic. It's not funny. MATHS IS NOT FUNNY.

>
>3 = drooping eyes
>+ = fat nose
>7 = wry smile
>
>3+7
>
>Cute, huh?

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Posted By 'Janet' on Mon Nov 27 13:30:51 GMT 2000:

"When he was a kid, Michael Jackson was brown, then as he got older he turned white. What is he? A piece of dog poo?"
A comic

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Posted By 'a0d' on Mon Nov 27 15:32:26 GMT 2000:

white dog shit is relevant to the black turnips.


And the number 7 is riled with turnips, oyo horse face.


Golden gran~siiiiiiiing, and then back to that low brown hedgehog

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Posted By 'Janet' on Mon Nov 27 15:50:08 GMT 2000:

Okay, who hasn't had their injection today?

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