As Stewart Lee once explained, they get stuck in the ridges of washing machines. There is no sock elf involved.
But I check that bit and only ever find my flatmate's socks.
Hey! Stop copying bits of my IP address, or people will start saying that we are the same person, and thus the same person as Steven and Sheep, which would make us all the same person as Justin and Jason, and annoy all the forumgoers who cry when we talk about things being better on the radio, then someone will accuse us of being The Corpses, then someone will come on and say IDENATS! IDEANTS! etc...
Oh, be quiet!
I know you still love me, even when I'm anonymous! :0)
>Oh, be quiet!
Done!
Why would anybody take ONE sock?
I need some answers!!!
>Why would anybody take ONE sock?
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>I need some answers!!!
Because they only have one foot.
Quite obvious really
They quite often get wedged at the front of the drum, below the seal. In my experience, anyway.
But underpants gnomes are another thing entirely...
Wellthat's an easy one Jake. Underpants go towards helping Ailie develop new leisure activities.
>Wellthat's an easy one Jake. Underpants go towards helping Ailie develop new leisure activities.
Actually, the gnomes don't know what to do with the pants. Phase 1 - collect underpants. Phase 2 -?. Phase 3 - profit. That's their plan.
Anyone know where that's from? I do.
>Because they only have one foot.
>Quite obvious really
>
er do you know a lot of sock thieves then? and do many of them have one foot?
anyway I have all the socks right herer! hahahahahhahah evil laughter
>Wellthat's an easy one Jake. Underpants go towards helping Ailie develop new leisure activities.
You leave Ailie out of this, RHC.
I didn't post that!!!
Kinder, I've only ever needed one pair of pants for Pants On A Stick and have never had to steal any.
...which brings us no further forward in establishing exactly *where* they go...
I eat them.
>Actually, the gnomes don't know what to do with the pants. Phase 1 - collect underpants. Phase 2 -?. Phase 3 - profit. That's their plan.
>Anyone know where that's from? I do.
so do i.....
>>Actually, the gnomes don't know what to do with the pants. Phase 1 - collect underpants. Phase 2 -?. Phase 3 - profit. That's their plan.
>>Anyone know where that's from? I do.
>
>so do i.....
Then you are truly a man/woman of impecable taste.
I do three. Or four, maybe. but I do know it.
I know where that's from.
eek.
I can't believe i know :O)
>I know where that's from.
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>eek.
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>I can't believe i know :O)
There's nothing wrong with where it's from. I like it, and have the first three series on video. It's quality.