Little & Large vs Cannon & Ball, who were the kings of double act comedy?


M(Still single.)M

Are you wearing Pheramones, because I'm becoming unexplainingly attracted to you.

Can I buy you a drink, or would you prefer the cash?

Excuse me miss: you said 'who' when the grammatically correct word was 'whom.'

Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to Heaven?

Get your coat, you've pulled.

do you do your washing with windowlene because I can see myself in your pants.

My name is Rob Newman

"Hello, I'm Boothby Graffoe. Oh shit, I appear to have spilled honey all over myself!"

You're cute, for a human.

Get your coat, you've pulled - yer twat

My Mum says I look like Buzz Aldrin

What do you think of the production on Dag Nasty's second album?

I found this coat in the park. Fit someone, that would

You aren't wearing any knickers!
>Yes I am!
Oh sorry my watch must be ten minutes fast!

"That dress is coming off you, love."

- "No it isn't."

"It is, I've decided."


dear oh dear, the arse who wrote that in the mid-70's later turned me down for a job three times. Even sadder, he admitted nicking it from Tarby anyway.

This bit isn't meant as a chat-up line, needless to say.

Do you come here often?
>No
I came just looking at you...

(I think he was pissed at the time)

"Excuse me, but you look like you have some welsh in you."
"Uhm, no, I don't..."
"Would you like some?"

f'n hell, there's nowhere to sit... how about your face?

Hi, me and my mate do this great comedy website...

>What do you think of the production on Dag Nasty's second album?

If someone said this to me I'd be impressed. But then, I AM sad. And male.

I always used to say I'd say "Want to come back to my house to see my bootlegs of early Green Day gigs in Wigan" as a pick-up line. I think it's a winner!

"Do you want to come over to my house to watch the Simpsons?"

We were together for almost two years...

Now *that* is sad.

'You look like shit'

This actually worked.

>"Do you want to come over to my house to watch the Simpsons?"

Yes, please. What time?

Cheerio

Steve

Doctor Martin's Doctor Martin's Doctor Martin's Boots!

Oh, don't you want me!

>Doctor Martin's Doctor Martin's Doctor Martin's Boots!
>
>Oh, don't you want me!

yes

hello. if you painted a picture of the inside of a ball on the outside of a ball, would you be able to see the ball any more? no, wait, don't go...

j xxx

do you sleep on your front ? then may i ?


2 questions , who's your favourite person and why am i ?

*gives girl an atlas*

stick with me and I'll show you the world.

>>Doctor Martin's Doctor Martin's Doctor Martin's Boots!
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>>Oh, don't you want me!
>
>yes

You know where to find me RHC.