Am I the only person who doesn't understand this message?

I really think someone should have spoilered that message, anyway. now there's no point in my watching it when it finally gets shown here, since I know what happens...

Bet you gave away the ending to the Mousetrap, too.

Well apparently it's on the front of some evening newspapers too, so...

>My Theory is IT'S BEEN SIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
I'm very sure my babe meant set up, but was overcome with rage and passion.
Did someone say honey?

But I don't read the newspapers, being... over here, and everything...

>But I don't read the newspapers, being... over here, and everything...


You aren't missing much. All they ever say is "Crack Down On Lottery Love Rat Internet Fuel Tax Paedophiles, Says Craig From TV's Big Brother"

It was the butler.

Ah yes, but it can't be a fix, because the winner was the Poshest Woman In All Of England, (It's true, I've checked. I ask you, the friend she phoned was called 'Jilly'!) and she didn't even cry. If it was a fix, it would have been a working class hero living in a cardboard box with seventeen kids, who would have cried properly, and who Chris Tarrant could have hugged a lot.

Or maybe that's what they want me to think...

Maybe it's Tarrant's way of sending a clear message to the mouse-eating paupers and smutty-cheeked orphans of Britain:
You'd have a million pounds too if you got yourself a decent private education.

Honestly, she'd have gone out at £8,000 if she'd come up against a single question about Bolton Wanderers or Brookside, instead of 16 questions about swans and wine and the Royal Family and horseriding and eating quails from gold schooners.

And (fixing allegations aside) the reason she won was that risking a guess at £500,000 isn't much to a toff, whereas the thought of dropping £468,000 scares the living christ out of a supply teacher or a nurse or a brickie, so they bottle it.

>You aren't missing much. All they ever say is "Crack Down On Lottery Love Rat Internet Fuel Tax Paedophiles, Says Craig From TV's Big Brother"

Still reading the Grauniad, eh?

>It was the butler.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastard!

>>You aren't missing much. All they ever say is "Crack Down On Lottery Love Rat Internet Fuel Tax Paedophiles, Says Craig From TV's Big Brother"
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>Still reading the Grauniad, eh?
>

No, "TV Zone"

tch!

subbes, you brought back the memory of me giving away the ending to the Sixth Sense on the tube to that poor bloke oposite.

the only consolation is that I did it accidently, and not deliberately like my brother.

He's a ghost.

You aren't missing much. All they ever say is "Crack Down On Lottery Love Rat Internet Fuel Tax Paedophiles, Says Craig From TV's Big Brother"
>
Inside"Is Garage the new Beatles?" and "Why won't he text email my wap phone so we can get down on the same server baby?"

>You'd have a million pounds too if you got yourself a decent private education.
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>Honestly, she'd have gone out at £8,000 if she'd come up against a single question about Bolton Wanderers or Brookside, instead of 16 questions about swans and wine and the Royal Family and horseriding and eating quails from gold schooners.
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>And (fixing allegations aside) the reason she won was that risking a guess at £500,000 isn't much to a toff, whereas the thought of dropping £468,000 scares the living christ out of a supply teacher or a nurse or a brickie, so they bottle it.

He also said that "it wasn't her fault for not being a single mother, or a dinner lady on income support"!!!!
I ask you, talk about cheeck!
This has most certainly pissed off a couple of single mother, working as dinner ladies, on income support!!

I think I would cry if I won a million too, unless of course, you are as calm and collective as Juidth Kepple, she wasn't even shaking, or nervous!!! I get really nervous just watching!

>subbes, you brought back the memory of me giving away the ending to the Sixth Sense on the tube to that poor bloke oposite.

See? Joham is the evil bastard in all of us.

:P

He fucking well killed John's budgie!*











*sorry for the profane language, but the incident still upsets me greatly.

*muffled sobs*

Oh come on, he only breathed on it...

>I think I would cry if I won a million too, unless of course, you are as calm and collective as Juidth Kepple, she wasn't even shaking, or nervous!!!

Would you be nervous if someone told you the answers?

>>I think I would cry if I won a million too, unless of course, you are as calm and collective as Juidth Kepple, she wasn't even shaking, or nervous!!!
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>Would you be nervous if someone told you the answers?

Or were loaded anyway and didn't need the money?

or, not so much told you the answers, but assured you that you would only get questons that you knew the answers to.

and that budgie was on his way out anyway :O)

Budgie? I'm sorry did I miss something?