Quiet round here today.

>Quiet round here today.

Gosh. Wonder why.

I wasn't parodied on the previous thread, probably because I contribute more to non-comedy threads.

I suppose I'm happier not being parodied

I have breasts.










[self-parody. The lowest point...]

>I have breasts.
Chicken or Turkey? How do you plan on cooking them?

I'm going to marinate them in honey.

Let me "marinate" them for you.

>I have breasts.
>

As I once memorably said to Suiii, qualify this statement.

She has, yes. Not as magnificent as mine (natch) but they do exist!

( . )( . )

Methinks Subbes should set up an equivalent facelink, then...

Anyway Suiii, you never showed us your face...

You wouldn't want to see it, it's utterly repellent and would detract from my *ahem* mystique!

Suiii's got fabulous breasts and a very nice face, too.

As far as mine, they're pretty obvious at http://www.subbes.nu/one_on_deck.jpg ...so there.

Nice trainers, Subbes. And nice pants.



















Oh alright, and nice breasts too.

picture taken by jo_ham himself, sometime in august.

edited to remove all the snow and ice and paint in a nice hot summer background*

*lies

Yeah, Joe stole my photos this summer.


Heh, I'll tell the trainers you like them.

>Yeah, Joe stole my photos this summer.

ah, ah! but who's super fandabidozy APS camera decided not to work...

and who's trusty point and shoot came through :O)

*ahem*

I don't know, who is "trusty point and shoot came through"?


apostrophe fool.

there was a sale on at boots.

I meant to do it really.

makes up for all the times people leave out the possesion apostrophe.

the apostrophe general worker's union was getting restless.

>the apostrophe general worker's union was getting restless.

the apostrophe general workers' union was getting restless.

there's only one member though......

>there's only one member though......

Okay, you've got me there!!