aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Will there be violent stabbing? Oh, do let there be violent stabbing.

only if I get to lynch someone, it sounds fun

Stabbing, then lynching. I get my fun first.

NO! Me first. I'm sick of you killing things subbes (especially me) so I propose to start the proceedings with some severe face kicking, then a machete attack, then (and only then) you and Radi may join in.

>I'm sick of you killing things subbes (especially me)

All the other times, you said you enjoyed it. Anyway, doesn't the zombie lifestyle suit you?

[cue Zombie Dave posting]

You get the machete attack? No faiiiiiir! I shall sulk!

Mmmmmm machete!

Stand as still as you can for me, there's a good girl! Although.....mebbe a moving target would be more fun!

>Stand as still as you can for me, there's a good girl! Although.....mebbe a moving target would be more fun!

No, we, er, we're not killing *me*, we're killing the "live forum" strands. Depressed maniac as I am, I don't really want to be killed by a machete. it would make a mess of the carpet.

Damn. OK, strands it is (trying hard to get rather odd image of spaghetti out of head)

Had a very scary dream about my arm and a big knife the other night, very graphic and extremely scary. Woooer!

>Had a very scary dream about my arm and a big knife the other night, very graphic and extremely scary. Woooer!

Just as long as you're not aobut to act on it, m'dear. I mean, knives are big and heavy and you're not that co-ordinated, you might miss in a drunken stupor... ;)


On that note (knife, arm, bed), the bastard radio played Garbage while I was trying to sleep. Impulse reaction - slice.

Buy some boxing gloves.

No the dream was awful, like a big cut from wrist to shoulder and I could see inside my body, and every time any air got into it, it got all infected and swelled up. Iccck. Very scary.

>Buy some boxing gloves.

Yeah, then I can punch Shirl in her mush.


>No the dream was awful, like a big cut from wrist to shoulder and I could see inside my body, and every time any air got into it, it got all infected and swelled up. Iccck. Very scary.

Aw babe... want hugs?

That's it, I'm sleeping with you. That way you won't have nightmares about that, you'll have nightmares about me.

I'm so clever.

I can see I have unleashed a tidal wave of ordure upon the Forum by starting all these Live Forum shenanigans. It was quite interesting when they first started but now they clog up the place like pubes in a Ben Elton joke.

Let's get all these Live Forum ideas out of our collective system in this thread and leave the others for more useful things, like debate and hatred. I'll begin:

LIVE FORUM ALANNIS MORISSETTE SONG! ADD A KOOKY BUT ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS 'INSIGHT'!

LIVE FORUM EDITION OF 'DEAD RINGERS'! ADD A HASTILY THOUGHT-OUT PRANK PHONE CALL!

LIVE FORUM BOLLOCK! ADD A WRINKLE!

LIVE FORUM ANTI-JON SOCIETY! ADD A SNIDEY LITTLE DIG ABOUT A WELL-MEANING BLOKE WHOSE ONLY APPARENT 'CRIME' APPEARS TO BE POSTING CONTRIBUTIONS TO THREADS A LOT!

LIVE FORUM POMEGRANATE OF KNOWLEDGE! ADD A PIP OF WISDOM!

LIVE FORUM DEBATE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THE CORPSES ARE BITTER FAILURES WITH SHIT-FILLED HEARTS OR JUST A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO LIKE GIGGLING! ADD A WILD AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS PIECE OF SPECULATION BECAUSE WHO CARES AS LONG AS THEIR SITE'S INTERESING READING?

I dreamt I was vomiting ink.

What colour? it makes a big difference, you know.

I dreamt I only had one sheet of paper left in my pad. That's all I remember.
Damn it my dreams are boring.

I have a semi-regular recurring dream where my mouth is filled with drawing pins, and i am trying to spit them all out but I can never get rid of them all. It's not nice.

god, that's disturbing, I normally dream that someone is in love with me, but when I turn to see his face I wake up. Bloody annoying.
Purple ink.

why is no. coming up?
what?!