"Well I agree with everybody on this forum and also some of the Corpses. I decree that all opinion is bunk and sit here on my fence smiling at everyone."
Except I don't. Ask Steven.
>Right then, does anybody remember Paul McDowell? He used to do John Craven's Newsround whenever John Craven wasn't on it. He was great. Does anybody know what he's doing these days?
He went to 'Super Channel' - the UK's first satellite channel which became NBC SuperChannel, then NBC Europe, then nothing, though some of its content lives on in CNBC.
But as for what he's been doing now, I don't know.
At this precise moment he is in his bedroom folding his pyjamas neatly and recalling a salad.