No I hope the site comes back soon because there was a lot of good stuff on it and theywere quite opinionated and this hardly ever happnds on this forum anymore. People seem to keen just to suck up to whatever comedians appear on here and this is hardly what thecorps es were advacating.
so I say they should come back soon. This is just my opinion and I know I'm not probably getting my point across as well as I should but whatever it's still my opinion and I'm entitled to it and surely thats better than just sneering at people for criticising stuff even thohgu thats the point of this forum in the first place?

>No I hope the site comes back soon because there was a lot of good stuff on it and theywere quite opinionated and this hardly ever happnds on this forum anymore. People seem to keen just to suck up to whatever comedians appear on here and this is hardly what thecorps es were advacating.
so I say they should come back soon. This is just my opinion and I know I'm not probably getting my point across as well as I should but whatever it's still my opinion and I'm entitled to it and surely thats betterthan just sneering at people for criticising stuff even thohgu thats the point of this forum in the first place?

Hey everybody - great idea. Steven can't spell somewords and doesn't use paragraphs. Why don't we all gang up on him like we used to do with Dan L. That would be really great. It's been a while since we had somebody to bully in a self-serving and deeply vile manner.

>Hey everybody - great idea. Steven can't spell some words and doesn't use paragraphs. Why don't we all gang up on him like we used to do with Dan L.

Excellent. Why, I've only just sent an email to Rob complaining about TGP's lack of merit and Herring and Murray's nasty and condescending dismissal of anybody who dares criticise their sitcom, but I certainly can't wait to start hypocritically kicking the one person on this forum who has the guts to say so as part of a horrible safety-in-numbers bullying tactic.

I'll start. Steven - you are a stupid spastic who can't spell. Ha ha. Spaaaaaazzzz-ooooo. Mong mong mong, you can't even spell, ha ha ha. Brilliant. This is just like being back at school.

Yes, Steven, why don't you just shut up with your opinions. They're not necessary. It's just as bad as the Corpses. And learn to spell, eh? All you do is show your ignorance otherwise.

Amen to that.

James Whitaker
The Daily Mirror

>Yes, Steven, why don't you just shut up with your opinions. They're not necessary. It's just as bad as the Corpses.

Bloody right. I hardly even read the site when it was up but I agree with anybody who starts a one-sided fight. I only hope Steven has terminal cancer. That would make me laugh all the more.

>People seem to keen just to suck up to whatever comedians appear on here and this is hardly what thecorps es were advacating.

ADVOCATING!!!!! You learning-difficulty spazz. With an 'O'. And I don't care what the 'corpses' were advocating. They were just offensive and stupid, making personal and bitter attacks on people, you brain-dead tosser sucking on your mum's fly-infested mingebox with your dad's cock stuck in your sad little ring. Fuck off and die. Cunt cunt cunt. This is fun.

Don't get me wrong - I quite liked the bits I agreed with. But all the Corpses ever did was bang on about 'direct action' and say things were better on the radio. And the sad thing about all this is that I probably *do* realise that such references were mainly a self-mocking joke on their part but unfortunately it's really the only argument I've got.

Luckily I've also got people like Ewar and Mogwai on side who are equally fucking blind to irony.

Well I quite miss SOTCAA in fact (but I apologise unreservedly for having an alternate opinion in the face of this new safety-in-numbers fascism sweeping through the TV forum. Sorry. Very very very sorry).

For the benefit of new readers of this forum, SOTCAA were also deeply misogynist too. Yes they were. Mind you, the last time I said this on here I ended up looking a total berk by attempting to find actual *examples* on the site. I returned, sheepishly, empty-handed.

Still, SOTCAA isn't around to prove me otherwise now so it stands as an acute observation.

Indeed. I relly don't understand why The Corpses don't like TGP. Perhaps they're just trying to be controversial or something. It's worth remembering though that they probably don't favour the death penalty either yet it's been proven to be an effective form of crime deterrent in quite a few American States I'd imagine. So The Corpses probably condone the murder of Sarah Payne and James Bulger as a result - it's the same sort of thing.

Drive safely.

Yes, I agree with you, Al Murray the Pub Landlord. What could the Corpses possibly say that's relevant about 90s comedy when they probably want all children to be killed. I understand what you mean. I agree. With you.

This mass-infanticide program set up and run by the Corpses and Rob S is terrifying. Is this the sort of comedy they want? If it is then why don't they just go and live in Russia?

And isn't it great that neither of the so-called clever-dick 'corpses' are affluent or lucky enough to have free e-mail access so they can't respond immediately to these ill-considered attacks. And those drawings were rubbish as well. And their opinions were just offensive.

Anyway, where's Steven? Oh yeah - you total spastic, you mong, eeeeuurrr, eeeuuuurrr Joey Deacon, eeeeyuuuur... (does characteristic tapping of the hand gesture) Come on everybody, join in. It's really great. Nobody has the courage to say it's unfair. Not with Herring and Murray on our side.

>Oh yeah - you total spastic, you mong, eeeeuurrr, eeeuuuurrr Joey Deacon, eeeeyuuuur...

Darn it. You beat me to it. I was going to mention Joey Deacon. Ah well.

>Anyway, where's Steven. Oh yeah - you total spastic, you mong, eeeeuurrr, eeeuuuurrr Joey Deacon, eeeeyuuuur... (does characteristic tapping of the hand gesture)

LOL!!! You are so funny, Ewar. So is everyone on this forum. I really adore life. It's hilarious.

Oh, I've just remembered, I also find Russell Peters funny. So maybe life is actually lame and horrible after all. Sorry everyone, I can't keep this up. You are all cunts. I despise you. Especially Jon.

Well, speaking as a poor man's Bill Bailey (who's kept conveniently quiet on this forum about how I used to be in a comedy team called 'The Bootleg Bootleg Beatles' with Iain Lee) I have to admit that I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Sorry everyone.

Sorry this is slightly off the topic but I just wanted to say that last night's TGP was the best one yet. Thankfully nobody seems to have had a go at me for being repetitive.

Probably because I use paragraphs. And know the correct spelling of 'sycophancy'.

Well I agree with everybody on this forum and also some of the Corpses. I decree that all opinion is bunk and sit here on my fence smiling at everyone.
Thus I win. Good eh? I am the King Of The Forum and the veritable milk monitor of this playground.

Nice one Jon. Very witty. See, Corpses - that's how to argue your point concisely. With absolutely no opinions whatsoever and a worthless muddying of any possible debate. It's better than saying what you actually think. Easily.

And for your information, TGP is actually really great. Aren't you guys lucky to have somebody like me around to explain this to you.

PS It was just a joke when I said Steven was a mong. Obviously. Why do you all have to take everything so seriously?

He is a mong though.

>See, Corpses - that's how to argue your point concisely. With absolutely no opinions whatsoever and a worthless muddying of any possible debate.

Exactly. No more opinions. Let it go for heavens sakes. That's what press-releases are for.

Agreed. Opinions are rubbish and unnecessary.

>>Exactly. No more opinions. Let it go for heavens sakes. That's what press-releases are for.

>Agreed. Opinions are rubbish and unneccesary.

That'll do me. Right then, does anybody remember Paul McDowell? He used to do John Craven's Newsround whenever John Craven wasn't on it. He was great. Does anybody know what he's doing these days?

Time to bring the site back, Joe?

God yes...

Yes, but what *did* you mean by grab-a-reference, guys? Please?