Bestial Felch
Piss Bastard
Grunting Cunt
The Wallops
Grubby Toe-Ragz
Knob Purse
Albumen
Henry unt der Winklers

Children of the Monkey-Basket.

Titty in a basket
Tramp!
Leg Leg Leg
Cock Socket
Flat Packed Poo
The Prick Teasers
Brickie
Fifty Quid
Bike Sprain
The Bent
Brikki Lake

Go to my mate Wag's site

www.nineiron.co.uk

he does a fictional band chart

more

Donkey Hotel
The Pertwees
Fear of the Known
Crowbra
Cuntinuum
The Pandas from Rwanda
Stickler
Blabbermouth
Rope
Beast with Two Sets of Genitals
Midden
The Cunting Cockerels
Zumzumzum
Job Rind
Ampersand

For maths related bands:

The Double Integral
Differential Geometry
Spherical Monkeys
Abelian Groups
Pythagoras' Fun State
SOHCAHTOA

Lovely Happy People
Violent Teenage Zombies
Dave Lee Travis
Grammaphonics
Straight Mum
Oranges With Subtitles

Barron Knights

>For maths related bands:

The Kroniker (sp?) Delta Blues Band
Aleph Zero
Diffeomorphism of Doom

The Donald Tosh
Dalek Death Ray
Nick Mason's Fictitous Sports
Fun In Space
Victoria Rinck Is A Stupid Ignorant Bitch
The Invisible Trumpton Fire Brigade Band
The Beth Buchanans
Metal Climbing Frame
Wallid Jumblatt And The Blues Militia
DJ Berty Bert featuring MC Englebert


Some of the above were actually real bands...

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Mark of Stan
Pigeon Sticks
Wattel
Flat Mars Society
Camus Khazi
Cockney Air
The Pertwees
Prostitute Wargames
Night of the Evening
Different=Bad
Jesus Skidmark
Font
Maladroit
I've Tasted Poo Too
Bad Brians
The Bikes
Dildocracy
Pepsin
Effort
Impeached Dr Who
Strank
The Bleeders
Carrion Colander
Jobless Whispers
Make Good
Challenger Blast
Sane Butcher
Dog Called Pain
Kanga-rudey-dudey

Dead Caretaker
The Floor
Land of Ceefax
Spader
Gone Driving
Sisters of Mersey
Franklin Mint
Back Atcha
Tip Top
Wind Tunnel
Crack Sandwich
Felt Truck
The Shits

Nick Mason's Fictitous Sports is/was real, do I win £5?

>Nick Mason's Fictitous Sports is/was real, do I win £5?
>

There were more real ones on my list than that...

Scary...!

Big Plops?

>The Donald Tosh
>Dalek Death Ray
>Nick Mason's Fictitous Sports
>Fun In Space
>Victoria Rinck Is A Stupid Ignorant Bitch
>The Invisible Trumpton Fire Brigade Band
>The Beth Buchanans
>Metal Climbing Frame
>Wallid Jumblatt And The Blues Militia
>DJ Berty Bert featuring MC Englebert
>
>
>Some of the above were actually real bands...

OK, I admit it. They are all bands that I've formed. But if you're THAT clever, can you work out where all the names came from?

Heh, I'm not clever, I just used to own some real shite albums! :) You'll have to divulge.

Metal Climbing Frame, I like that one... I'm going to pinch most of these for vearious pet projects, I think!

Fun In Space=Roger Taylor from Queen solo project

sorry I know that

Actually I think 'Leo Console' would be a good name for a band.

>Children of the Monkey-Basket.

That was on Mark Radcliffe's show about five years ago in an item on crap band names. Coincidence?

Albino Meat Pods was the other.

>>Children of the Monkey-Basket.
>
>That was on Mark Radcliffe's show about five years ago in an item on crap band names. Coincidence?
>

Supergrass almost named "In It For The Money" after that imaginary band name...

>The Donald Tosh

Not much more than a drunken idea while planning a libellous Doctor Who fanzine in a crowded pub. But I liked it.

>Dalek Death Ray

Shouty punky rantings. Best song 'Bob Cryer (Bert's Revenge)'. Record 'albums' every couple of years: 'Please Cryer Don't Bert 'Em', 'Emergency On Planet Bert', 'Bertpop NOW!', 'Big Bert Boutique', and the forthcoming 'Bert Of Prey'...

>Nick Mason's Fictitous Sports

Space Acid Jazz noodlings that came last in 1995 LJMU Battle Of The Bands

>Fun In Space

Early psychedelic pop project. Stole name from Roger taylor album with silly sleeve.

>Victoria Rinck Is A Stupid Ignorant Bitch

A protest band. Protesting against duckface Rinck.

>The Invisible Trumpton Fire Brigade Band

A later incarnation of Fun In Space. Very Kinks-like.

>The Beth Buchanans

Jangly indiepop

>Metal Climbing Frame

Thrash metal spoof, songs included 'Web Of Death', 'Mind Of Fire', 'Satanic Mowing Of The Lawn' etc etc

>Wallid Jumblatt And The Blues Militia

'Hilarious' schoolkid pun on Drouze Militia.

>DJ Berty Bert featuring MC Englebert

Rap parody. Did rap about Blake's 7 being boring.

>>Children of the Monkey-Basket.
>
>That was on Mark Radcliffe's show about >five years ago in an item on crap band >names. Coincidence?

Nope.

Mark & Lard and Stuart Maconie were playing around with a "Band name generator" on the internet, I think. There a few others mentioned, but this one seemed to stick in people's heads for some reason.

ANywaY -

Aliens in the Family
Monkey see monkey do
Spock's Brain
The Churchills
Anachronism
Monkfish
Stalin's Elongated Shelf
Vroomfondel

>Actually I think 'Leo Console' would be a good name for a band.

er.. it IS sort of

My name is Leo

I'm in a band called Console