Haven't seen him on any of the C4 forums for a while, maybe....he's got a job. No, surely not.

He did say his house was nearly flooded in the rains. Maybe it rained a bit more and he was washed away.

The white slapve traders got him.

Naaah, if they'd got him, they would have returned him by now, he's notoriously workshy.

>The white slapve traders got him.

That typo conjures up a worryingly erotic image...

I meant to do that.

Imagine what they might be doing with Gee's bald head and a pair of rubber gloves.

Gee's lovely.

And not working is definitely where it's at.

It certainly is, which is why I'm going back to St*pl*s to not work and get paid for it, and have access to gadgets and such almost completely free! Mmmmmm.....*writes list* new mobile, new PC and printer, new cordless phone, what else.........ooh yeah new mp3 player *adds up total* ooh, only fifteen quid, bargain!

Burn it to the ground.

I must go to the one in Torquers when I get back down there for Chrimble-oh, see if it's as crap as the rest.

It will be crap, but you can use it to make phree fone calls! Are you on your PC or in the computer room?

I'm in the computer room, my PC isn't connected, momma.

I figure that I may as well use the uni ones, they're fast, free and I get to look at nice men in the drop-in room.

John! Hello you. I thought you were dead. Or had ghot a life. Or maybe both, in some neat twist of the laws of ...er... stuff.

I haven't gone far my friends, and I haven't gone mad. I'm definitely still on the Rock 'n' Roll. The perfect job still eludes the perfect slob. The reason I haven't been posting is because I've changed phone companies. I'm now enjoying NTL's Long Wait Service. I should be back on-line very soon but until then remember these words:

Sometimes it may feel like the whole world is against you. Sometimes it may feel as if no one likes you. And sometimes it may feel like nobody loves you. So isn't it time you threw yourself under a bus.

Gee

Wise words there, perhaps something we should all take to heart.

Oh, and I do actually sort of have a life now, it's quite odd the way things work out.

Woohoo! Long live the Rock'n'Roll!

If there was such a thing as the perfect job, it would consist of the same things as being on the Nash, but with more money! More funds for little books that get stamped at the Post Office!

The Day Today


Contaminated publicity has been found leaking from the BBC. Although the publicity isn't said to be dangerous, some people could suffer irritation and nausea. The leak, discovered yesterday, is now thought to have been polluting our newspapers and televisions for the last 18 months. The leak was discovered after viewers telephoned the BBC complaining of sickness and vomiting. The BBC has apologised and says stricter controls have now been placed over the Jamie Oliver publicity machine and with luck the chirpy shit should now fall into obscurity.