Yay! She's back!

I'm back, I'm in pain from a really sore throat, and american pharmacies really shouldn't be allowed to sell razorblades to clearly deranged-looking gothy-english-women.


So, they finally put some sotcaa back up, eh? I'm not going to speculate about why bits were left out.

You didn't look gothy in that picture on your site last time I looked. Send me a new one.

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What's with all the sarky CS comments then?

Sarky comments? you mean the ones from sidders cole? Are you benji's bodyguard now? havent made any sarky comments about anyone else, unless myself counts as a person. if you mean the purpur blanket one, i was trying ot do an homage but failing.

oh, all right jon, but i dont have many gothy photos.

Homage? Nooooo I'm allergic to dairy products.

Sorry, a touch paranoid of late, in the fortnight I was absent from the interweb, my name cropped up in a lot of places it shouldn't have, and I got blamed for it. Hmmm.

So, heard about those new tungsten razorblades? Never need sharpening, $199 a pack, but a good future investment!

>Homage? Nooooo I'm allergic to dairy products.

You didn't say that last time we used the cream.


> So, heard about those new tungsten razorblades? Never need sharpening, $199 a pack, but a good future investment!

Uhm, that would be too much of a... wossit. tepting.

so, anyway, how is everyone? Who are these new teenagers?

I still adore you, subbes...hope you get well soon.

You adored me? Good lord, you kept that one quiet.

today, i have been mostly huddled under a blanket being very very ill. I don't think getting better is what I am doing.

>...where am I?

In the forum.

We want Information. Information...

>In the forum.

I thought it was all black because I had my eyes closed.


>We want Information. Information...

And I want to know who the President is. I [would have] voted Nader, by the way.

Allow pregnant chads the right to choose!

Noooo....tis dimpled chads we like..or is it swinging door?? Heavens I can't decide! Oh shit, I've become an American!!

I'll look after you.

Tsk. And not a mention of the old "Wanna see some puppies...". You must brush up on your skills!

Want a sweetie?

No?
How about some hot, commitmentless sex, then?

OK why not, who with? Liza Tarbuck? Nadia Sawalha?? Tell me!!

Well, I meant me, but.

>OK why not, who with? Liza Tarbuck? Nadia Sawalha?? Tell me!!
>

Liza Tarbuck and _me_.

How soon we forget!