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>Name: Al
>Sex: Male
>Job: Teacher
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I am bored
>Favourite comedy: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (and yes, it was better on the radio)
>Phillosophy: liberal
>Literacy classes: Yes, I teach them
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.

>>Name: Baby Coelacanth
>>Sex: Male
>>Job: Chancer and pseudonym
>>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: Because I have finished the useful stuff and now have time for the useless stuff.
>>Favourite comedy: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Can't argue with Al on that one.
>>Philosophy: 2:1 (Hons) University of Reading
>>Literacy classes: Might help
>>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.
>
>

Didn't we do this not long ago?

>Name: Phil
>Sex: Male
>Job: Slouching
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: They lock the door.
>Favourite comedy: The Simpsons
>Phillosophy: You spelt this wrong, let me correct it for you.
Philosophy: Much of what is, isn't. Isn't it? It is.
>Literacy classes: Need less bloody Shakespeare.
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.
/ <- that is a tick.

BC- you're back I missed you, you missed my evolving love of Boothby.

>Name:Radiator Head Child
>Sex: hang on will just check...
>Job: less
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I'm 15, I'm 15, I'm 15
>Favourite comedy: Boothby Graffoe minus honey
>Phillosophy: Boothby Graffoe with honey
>Literacy classes: are dull without Ken Kesey on the syllabus
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.
No I like my rights as much as my lefts.

>Name: Jake
>Sex: Mail
>Job: Student
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I believe this to be useful, I am here to change the world
>Favourite comedy: possibly Harry Hill's Fruit Corner, or first C4 series, maybe MP's Holy Grail
>Phillosophy: of mathematics
>Literacy classes: low, medium and poor
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.

E&OE

>Name: Squidy (a psuedonym)
>Sex: A pseudonym. Nah, nah, gahd bless yah, male actually.
>Job: none.
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I like reading the views of other tv-watching loonies.
>Favourite comedy: Monty Python's etc, Chris Morris' shows.
>Phillosophy: There are no extremes, just a lot of shoulder-shrugging and saying 'eh'.
>Literacy classes: ummm... turkey?
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.
Where's the 'tick' key on this thing...?

>Name: TJ (not telling what stands for)
>Sex: Male
>Job: Computer technician
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I am doing something useful. The forum is a convenient break, to be taken several times a day.
>Favourite comedy: Chris Morris, Peter Cook, League Against Tedium, Lee And Herring, Monty Python, The Goodies, early Victor Lewis-Smith, John Connors.
>Phillosophy: According to the philosophy forum, it was siding with Justin, Jason and The Corpses (and now to be added to that list, Unruly Butler) that things were, on the whole, better on the radio.
>Literacy classes: Past that stage now.
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.

>Name: Nik (really! Oh, ok, Nicholas - believe me now? See why I abbreviate it?)
>Sex: M
>Job: Computer technician/demonstrator (at art college)
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: My life is on hold.
>Favourite comedy: Oh you bugger, how can I answer that? Chris Morris, Douglas Adams, Reeves & Mortimer, Galton & Simpson and lots of stuff which would result in a piss-taking frenzy on here if I declared it.
>Phillosophy: Not if I see you first...
>Literacy classes: Where? When?
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.

I think perhaps you have misunderstood the word "statutory".

>Name: Paul Twist
>Sex: can be a beautiful thing between two people, but only if they love each other very much and are married.
>Job: Brochure Production Administrator. Apparently.
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: It is 3am and I have been drinking. Will that do?
>Favourite comedy: The Simpsons, Chris Morris, Lee and Herring.
>Phillosophy: is the talk on a cereal box. I may have misquoted that.
>Literacy classes: would be a rubbish name for a band.
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.

>Name: Unruly Butler
>Sex: Male
>Job: Illustrator / Writer / Musician (no, honestly)
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: It's gone 3am. There is nobody around to do anything useful with.
>Favourite comedy: Python, The Day Today, Fry & Laurie, Smell of R&M, "The Party", Bilko, Armstrong & Miller, Absolutely, Steve Martin, Steven Wright
>Philosophy: We must all cultivate our own garden
>Literacy classes: Medieval
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.
Bye-bye rights.

Name: Jon

Sex: Male

Job: Programmer

Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: It's a chance to fight ignorance and prejudice. I did try doing that on the C4 forum, but ignorance and prejudice won.

Favourite comedy: [Current:]TGP, I suppose, though I preferred BB when it was on [All-time:] In One Ear(R4, 1984) made me laugh more than anything in my life.

Philosophy: Yes, I studied it.

Literacy classes: I'm in favour of them

>Name: Anonymous
>Sex: Amorphous
>Job: Nothing
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I'm trying to remember who I am
>Favourite comedy: Non-existent
>Phillosophy: Nihilism
>Literacy class: ABC 1
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.
Tick but it's invisible

>Name: Bean Is A Carrot
>Sex: Yes please! (I am officially the first person to use this dated line in this thread - HOORAY!!)
>Job: Trying to look busy.
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: Because I'm trying to look busy.
>Favourite comedy: On The Hour, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Victor Lewis Smith, The Goodies, ISIHAC, Stephen Fry, Young Ones, etc, etc.
>Phillosophy: Idents are not as fascinating as some people think they are, but each to their own.
>Literacy classes: I have a degree in Professional Writing and Communication. Doesn't mean I can spell or use correct grammer though.
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights. TICK!

>Name: pay attention
>Sex: M(etal fingers in my body)
>Job: 'clerical asistant', I believe it's called
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I'm waiting for a phone call which will tell me to do something useful
>Favourite comedy: Don't make me choose, damn you!
>Philosophy: 'Laughing is all that I can do, trying to keep from falling through...Nothing ever changes but the shoes'
>Literacy classes: I seldom make passes.
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights.

Well, let's see now, I tick this box for privacy and then hit send to put it onto a public foru-DOH!!!

Name: subbes "how the fuck did she get back in past the guard dogs?" thing.

Sex: female.
Job: whinging layabout goth student scum.
Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: Because I'm ill today and your smiling faces fill me with such joy.
Favourite comedy: That one with that man and the duck. And something about trees. Oh, just put down The Goodies.
Phillosophy: People need to know how to spell "philosophy", pvc is good and yes, all right, life is a dank shit-hole, doom gloom and destruction, let's wear black clothes.[*]
Literacy classes: I took enough to get myself a scholarship on my writing ability, which is nice.

[*] No, it isn't. Goths apparently have to think it, though.

>Name: Paul
>Sex: M
>Job: Director
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: I convince myself it is somehow useful as research... ha ha ha...
>Favourite comedy: Chris Morris. Or Hancock.
>Phillosophy: is spelt with one 'l', surely?
>Literacy classes: For me? See above.
>Tick here if you do not want this information to be read by anyone. By doing this you wave goodbye to your statutory rights. Contents may settle during transit. Allow 28 days for delivery. May contain traces of nuts. Suitable for vegetarians. You home is at risk if you do not keep up the payments.

>Name: Stuart O
>Sex: No thanks (aah, you see what I've done, I've turned the joke round, clever, huh? But also see philosophy.)
>Job: Workshy techie.
>Why you are here on this site instead of doing something useful: See above.
>Favourite comedy: A Bit Of Fry And Laurie (but only a bit, mind you, don't overdose on that stuff). And everything.
>Phillosophy: Drink, feck, arse, girls.
>Literacy classes: Um...I'm fully literate in Visual Basic, does that count?
>Tick here if you do not want blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. (I never read these things.)

>>Literacy classes: Um...I'm fully literate in Visual Basic, does that count?

You are more evil than I dared even imagine.





Marry me.

>>>Literacy classes: Um...I'm fully literate in Visual Basic, does that count?
>
>You are more evil than I dared even imagine.

No, no, I'm just a single man in my mid twenties with an off the peg suit and a dull but adequate career in comp...oh hang on, that was better on the radio, wasn't it?

>Marry me.

S'pose.

>>Marry me.
>S'pose.

You want to wear the dress, or shall I?