I want a recount.

I vote for EVIL GAS BOTTLE. I'm not quite sure why.

>I vote for EVIL GAS BOTTLE. I'm not quite sure why.

It's the battle against the evil idents... He's so heroic.

He had a lot of Idents executed.

As you all rightly point out I was following the American theory that it is always best to vote for the candidate who seems so ridiculous and has done so many idiotic things that cannot possibly win, but do in the end.

So no doubt EVIL GAS BOTTLE will win.

What are we voting for again?

>He had a lot of Idents executed.


It just makes him seem dangerous and sexy.

'I've got all of Nele Morrisys' records from when he was in the W.H.Smiths.'

'A lot more of our Idents are appearing on television.'

I'm voting for myself 3 times so I'm in the lead so far. If you project this nationwide I will have an overall majority.

So can RHC not contribute to this strand, seeing as she is too young to vote?

Certainly looks that way, unless she wanted to add to this thread but updated
another because the forum is just too damn confusing.

First past the post will probaly mean that EGB will lose. The recount shows him behind by 1 (one) vote in the deciding county. Despite a national majority lead of 53% to 47%.

I'm not going to vote I'm going to stand, using my credentials:
a bronze level maths challenge certicate
and grade 3 clarinet
to win you all over, so vote for me, I don't eat roadkill and I'm not inbred.

>and grade 3 clarinet

Oooh, give us a tune!

>I'm not going to vote I'm going to stand, using my credentials:
>a bronze level maths challenge certicate
I've got a gold one
>and grade 3 clarinet
I've got Grade 7 bassoon
>I don't eat roadkill
Okay so you beat me on that one

This thread must be suspended pending my appeal to the Supreme Court of Florida.

>>a bronze level maths challenge certicate
>I've got a gold one


I got a gold one and a "best in school" one, too. i also have better hair than you both.

how do u know hair is better?
mine is very nice.

Goths have better hair than *anyone*. Fact of life.

I'm learning...

Mmm-hm. Mine might be better when it goes bright blue again, but even now it's still better than everyone else's.

ok mines a bit calmer than that- did spray it bright red once, but it looked daft with my colouring

There you are, then. I have the better hair, thus I win and I (still) rock.

>and I (still) rock.

Parkinson's disease is truly a terrible thing.

Sorry, that was bordering on the tasteless.

That would be "and I (still) twitch.". Not rock.

Can I just apologise for the accuracy of the "joke" too?

Lack thereof, I mean.

You're forgiven. But not forgotten. I have my eye on you, you... person, you.

>I have my eye on you, you... person, you.

Ah bloody typical, I spend ages trying to get my webcam to function and someone in America goes and gets it working when I'm not looking!

I am a technology... maven. yes, that's the word.

What do you want now? Can't you leave me to rust in peace? What? Oh, *maven* - sorry!

Well I have 10 1/2 GCSEs, 4 A'Levels and I turned your world around since I burned this disco down - so there!

Anyway I'm afraid that all of Evil Gas Bottle's votes were cast in parts of the forum which have strong majorities in favour of Eighth Party Candidate "General Sir Winifred O'Pachyderm" of the "Too Much Fashion Sence for One Gender Party" and under the Winner takes all (Copyright ABBA 1981) system, gains the 18 Electoral College votes for this thread. Radiator Head Child, of course will have to go through the Electoral Secondary School before being alowed to vote at all.

Toodles

um, right then, do I win?

No - of course you don't win - This thread is the greatest democracy on Earth! We have a whole system set up to STOP people like you winning elections!

He he he!

>There you are, then. I have the better hair, thus I win and I (still) rock.

No, I have better hair:

members.fortunecity.com/rickyb/homepage.html

Actually this was another plug for my homepage.

So CAN I win? PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEAASSSEEE!

No, *I* have better hair, but no photos of it because it's so good no-one will point a camera at it.