TV FORUM - THE MOVIE
Posted Tue Nov 14 08:58:07 GMT 2000 by 'Thomas Fairchild'
A soon-to-be-tossed pitch.
PLOT
Comedy devotees and foul-mouthed misanthropic curmudgeons Jeff and Mark (from the hit web site 'A Portion of the Cadavers are Risible....') are kidnapped by RADIIO JNINGLESS!!! under the control of the the evil Martin Clunes. Little do they know Clunes is seretly working for George Yokestrong, a bitter ex-writing partner of Jimmy Mulville, who is also in cahoots with Topov, a failed writer for C5's awful 'Not the News at Ten'.
Various disparate members of the Cadavers' chatroom have to overcome their differences and join forces if they are to free their friends. Along the way we meet.....
Electric Fire Noggin Sprog - who keeps tripping up and having to be rescued
Larry Decker - who dreams of one day getting his contributions to porno mags turned into a web site
WICKED JUGGLER FROM CHATROOM BANNER AD! BANNER AD!
Jon
Ben Taylow - a man who develops a strange red glow
ENDING
Everyone gets a job.
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Tue Nov 14 09:58:00 GMT 2000:
Like anyone's gonna believe that ending!!
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Posted By 'Richard' on Tue Nov 14 13:03:30 GMT 2000:
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>'A Portion of the Cadavers are Risible....') are kidnapped by RADIIO JNINGLESS!!!
Yeah - here's one now:
Steve Wright, on Europe's Number One Station....
BBC Radio One...!
And another:
You know you gotta
You don't wanna
But you gotta
'Cos its time to wake up
'Cos Jackie is Here...
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Posted By 'Jake' on Tue Nov 14 17:18:36 GMT 2000:
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>>'A Portion of the Cadavers are Risible....') are kidnapped by RADIIO JNINGLESS!!!
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>Yeah - here's one now:
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>Steve Wright, on Europe's Number One Station....
>BBC Radio One...!
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>And another:
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>You know you gotta
>You don't wanna
>But you gotta
>'Cos its time to wake up
>'Cos Jackie is Here...
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Mayo, Simon Ma-a-a-yo
He works 'till lunchtime so we're gonna rob his house.
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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Wed Nov 15 17:08:12 GMT 2000:
Hmmm, wouldn't this be incredibly dull, tedious and self importantly funny?
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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Wed Nov 15 17:08:38 GMT 2000:
Oh sorry you're pitching it to the public aren't you?
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Posted By 'Sam D' on Wed Nov 15 17:11:09 GMT 2000:
>Hmmm, wouldn't this be incredibly dull, tedious and self importantly funny?
I'd have to adapt that slightly, Radey, although you are pretty close. I'd go with:
"Hmmm, wouldn't this be incredibly dull, tedious and self important."
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Posted By Mr Griffiths on Wed Nov 15 19:46:55 GMT 2000:
Why does Jon always get a snidey little mention in these things? What's he ever done to anyone? The Corpses had a dig in their TVGH parody, too. Are you famous and not telling anyone Jon?
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Posted By 'Jon' on Thu Nov 16 09:13:40 GMT 2000:
I sometimes wonder...
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Posted By subbes on Thu Nov 16 14:39:27 GMT 2000:
He's secretly paying them.
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Posted By Suiii on Sat Nov 18 23:44:48 GMT 2000:
Paying them in kind? *shudder*
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Posted By subbes on Sat Nov 18 23:51:13 GMT 2000:
Gosh, the horrible images.
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Posted By 'TK' on Sun Nov 19 20:54:31 GMT 2000:
This Movie? Is it goung to be based on real life? Like for instance, It's the story of how Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Keanu Reeves, Laurance Fishburne, Mike Myers, David Arquette, Michael Douglas, Arnold Sweatyknickers, Ben Browder, and James Woods as Bobby Moore, in
"Lions on a Shirt"
Any takers?
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