I suggest Clowne and Gas Bottle. And the Little Girl.

How long till someone suggests Nele Morrissey? 10, 9, 8...

Ewar Woowar

The Corpses

a rabbi

...walk into a pub...

... and the ident says:

"Nele cunting morrissy"

>... and the ident says:

de do do de de do do de
bwap-ha-ha haaaa
dum-dum-dum
bwap-ha-ha haaaaaaa
dum-dum-dum duuummmm

Tom Baker .

The Goodies ?

Emu .

Basil Brush .

Billy Connolly .

Leauge against Tedium .

A mime .

7000 preschool children all speaking in unison , with reverb .

Tom Baker .

The Goodies ?

Emu .

Basil Brush .

Billy Connolly .

Leauge against Tedium .

A mime .

7000 preschool children all speaking in unison , with reverb .

Anonymus .

The Teletubbies .

Scrap the Alt Xmas Broadcast, C4 should show some decent animation instead!

Yes, but not at three o'clock on Christmas day.

Well, in our household, every time the queen comes on telly on Xmas Day, it's time to carve the turkey, and read out cracker jokes VERY LOUDLY.


Draw your own conclusions from that.......

"Scrap the Alt Xmas Broadcast, C4 should show some decent animation instead!"

I agree. 3 hours of Tom & Jerry followed by 3 hours of PREVIOUSLY UNSHOWN Simpsons eps would make for the most entertaining Xmas viewing of my entire life. Mind you, it's usually rubbish, isn't it?

>"Scrap the Alt Xmas Broadcast, C4 should show some decent animation instead!"
>
>I agree. 3 hours of Tom & Jerry followed by 3 hours of PREVIOUSLY UNSHOWN Simpsons eps would make for the most entertaining Xmas viewing of my entire life. Mind you, it's usually rubbish, isn't it?

The only clarification I would add to that would be to make certain that the Tom and Jerry classical concert that won the Oscar was NOT shown. Not again. Please.

Actually I'd like a bit of Laurel and Hardy too.

>Well, in our household, every time the queen comes on telly on Xmas Day, it's time to carve the turkey, and read out cracker jokes VERY LOUDLY.
>

Really? We just turn the telly off

>Actually I'd like a bit of Laurel and Hardy too.
>

I'd like a lot of Laurel & Hardy.

Does anyone know why they ain't on telly any more, not even satellite? Is it some kind of video-only deal? My kids are growing up without knowing the joy of Laurel and Hardy (course, I could stop being a tightwad and just buy some videos, I suppose...)

In the early 80s BBC2 showed loads of old black&white comedy in the early evenings: L&H, Harold Lloyd, Buster Keaton, etc. Nowadays it's all Def 2 and all that rubbish.

I don't know why they aren't on telly any more. I have got a lot of them on video, but some are recorded off the telly from years ago, so are fairly poor quality.

Brass Eye Uncut.

Anyone but Rory Bremner (or Iain Lee)
Now who could *I* possibly suggest, someone I admire... deeply love... why am I thinking about honey?

>In the early 80s BBC2 showed loads of old black&white comedy in the early evenings: L&H, Harold Lloyd, Buster Keaton, etc. Nowadays it's all Def 2 and all that rubbish.

I've probably been on this forum too long, but I thought by L&H you meant Lee & Herring. I knew they were hard working, but still...

>Anyone but Rory Bremner (or Iain Lee)

Yes, the prospect of "A Yuletide Ham Shank with Iain" is rather scary.

Though horribly compelling.

"Yoakum All Ye Faithful"
A mad American grave-robber explains that he owns the rights to Christmas and that we are all acting in breach of copyright if we so much as glance menacingly at a turkey. Them's the facts, Santa!

>"Yoakum All Ye Faithful"
>A mad American grave-robber explains that he owns the rights to Christmas and that we are all acting in breach of copyright if we so much as glance menacingly at a turkey. Them's the facts, Santa!

Nice!

anne widdecombe? rosemary west? susan tully?