Rose West and Myra Hindleys 'Music to Kill Girls By' ??

Popular tunes spanning 3 decades of murderous mayhem!

Whoops, typo! 4 decades!

Jamie Theakston's "My Best Tunes of The Seventies", featuring tracks that came out before he was born and that he probably hasn't even heard in full. In between each track is a 10-second comment by Theakston about how embarrassing the bands' hairstyles were.

The Stephen Fry Collection.

His personal choice of posh music from dead Europeans. Buy now and get, absolutely free, Stephen's brilliant new novel �Snotty Goes Public: he's a fagging genius�.

>Jamie Theakston's "My Best Tunes of The Seventies", featuring tracks that came out before he was born and that he probably hasn't even heard in full. In between each track is a 10-second comment by Theakston about how embarrassing the bands' hairstyles were.
Some one's been listening to the Now Show...

Keith Harris' 'Music For Ventriloquists', featuring 'Orville's Song' and, er, well that's probably about it.

Still can't beat Jamie Oliver's "cookin'"

It's the apostrophe that pumps my nads... Are we all sure this man isn't just some kind of postmodern joke?

Haven't you seen the Sainsbury's ads? He's just an ordinary young cockney geezer who likes Italian gourmet cooking.

The Now Show? I've just been reading the strands about clip shows.

Has anyone heard Jamie Oliver's band? Are they on the CD?

Reminds me of that Onion headline:
"Keanu Quits Dogstar. Band Say 'We Can Make It On Our Own'."

Notice the VW bus in the latest advert (a £15,000+ vehicle) - have a look at

http://www.altimaweb.com/bbs/index.sht

to see the sort of warm kind thoughts he instils in people... :)

'The Weakest Link'

The same soundtrack as Blue Jam but with old cow face saying her haughty catchphrases between the tracks.

>'The Weakest Link'
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>The same soundtrack as Blue Jam but with old cow face saying her haughty catchphrases between the tracks.


Originally read that as 'naughty catchphrase'. How many more viewers would that attract?
"Stanno, you are the weakest link, kiss my quim."




Erm, oh yeah, and I saw Jamie Oliver on something once. Just so I'm not accused of being off-subject. Off colour, perhaps.

How did he get to be a TV chef anyway? Or any of them? It's not like they were famous chefs first, is it?

The only modern chef I've ever heard of (heard of for being a chef, not for having a TV show) is Marco Pierre White, and you wouldn't say he was a household name. How do these people get on the telly?

>>'The Weakest Link'
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>>The same soundtrack as Blue Jam but with old cow face saying her haughty catchphrases between the tracks.
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>Originally read that as 'naughty catchphrase'. How many more viewers would that attract?
>"Stanno, you are the weakest link, kiss my quim."

Actually that's not a bad idea. The show slows down considerably during the voting stage, so she could pick the pace up by slowly licking a cucumber, with one of her trademark cheeky winks.