Joanna Lumley's long-lost soft-porn film Posted Sun Nov 5 22:05:46 GMT 2000 by 'Jake Thingy'

"Games That Lovers Play". Has anyone ever actually seen this?


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Posted By TJ on Sun Nov 5 22:07:32 GMT 2000:

Yes, and she doesn't reveal that much.


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Posted By 'Peter O' on Sun Nov 5 22:19:42 GMT 2000:

There's no need for anyone to post the obvious comment about her not having much to reveal.


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Posted By 'Jake Thingy' on Sun Nov 5 22:31:24 GMT 2000:

I'm just mildly surprised it's never turned up on Channel 5 - not yet, anyhow...


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Posted By 'Peter O' on Sun Nov 5 22:42:18 GMT 2000:

And surely it's about time for another Robin Asquith 'Confessions...' retrospective?


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Posted By TJ on Sun Nov 5 23:01:39 GMT 2000:

The reason for its not turning up yet is, apparently, because the director has blocked its release. Other soft-esque Lumley films include "The Breaking Of Bumbo" and "Don't Just Lie There, Say Something". The latter is a masterpiece of early 1970s Brit humour.


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Sun Nov 5 23:40:20 GMT 2000:

Has everyone enjoyed her appearance in "On her Majesty's Secret Service" playing all the girls round a table?
The camera tracks across a bunch of European starlets who obviously spoke no English, and we hear Joanna's now distinctive tones looping the dialogue for almost every single one of them as they greet James Bond.
Probably more erotic for your average Lumleyphile than a putative titflash on Channel 5...


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Posted By 'Jake Thingy' on Sun Nov 5 23:53:54 GMT 2000:

Sorry to mention it but...I once saw a picture, purportedly of her from her modelling days, which was not just nude but also of the, shall we say, spreadeagle variety.....the bloke who owned it claimed he found it at a convention. I'm not totally sure if it was of her, to be honest, but maybe it was in between Freemans catalogues.


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