Calendar: The Movie
Posted Sat Nov 4 22:49:53 GMT 2000 by 'Pelé Jiones'
Hello sirs.
My producing company is producting a movie based on the successful North East Extravaganze, Calendar. We are casting roles currently. Please, audition below stating the role you wish to portray. If you were unsuccessful we consider you for a role in the sequel, Calendar News: The Movie.
O-K! You are in studio prestning yeah, now suddenly the voice comes in your earpiece...*action*
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Posted By 'Nik' on Sat Nov 4 23:46:08 GMT 2000:
Successful North East Extravaganze?!?!
Calendar's for fookin Southern ponces! In the proper North East we have Mike fookin Neville!
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Posted By 'Pelé Jiones' on Sun Nov 5 00:00:38 GMT 2000:
*cut!* Dreadful dahling. I want a busty Yorkshireman not a common Geordie yah? Let us get with the programmme.
NEXT!
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Posted By 'Nik' on Sun Nov 5 00:08:53 GMT 2000:
Oh fack it! I'm awwwfully sorry - those facking idents keep putting me off!
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Posted By george on Sun Nov 5 00:49:34 GMT 2000:
I'd like to nominate Stuart White From BBC Look East to play Richard Whiteley.
He has all the essential qualites including:
A wig
No dress sense
Naff jokes
Can only present items about duck ponds in villages
No-one knows his exact age (presumed Ice Age) Kept alive by using enbalming fluid.
Sounds eerily like Mr Whiteley (a clone perhaps?)
...and best of all,
if he's on Yorkshire Television News, then we'll be finally be rid of him. Yipee!
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sun Nov 5 17:13:02 GMT 2000:
I have a mop under the stairs we could set it on fire and pretent its Christa Ackroyd
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Posted By 'Anonymous !!!!' on Sun Nov 5 21:48:13 GMT 2000:
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Posted By 'Calendar Dan F' on Mon Nov 6 11:54:19 GMT 2000:
Is this another spin-off, like Calendar Calling, Calendar Commentary and Calendar Goes P-O-P!!!?
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Mon Nov 6 22:29:02 GMT 2000:
What about the Calendar Fashion Show??
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Posted By 'Dan F' on Tue Nov 7 08:59:27 GMT 2000:
What was Calendar Calling anyway? Did someone from YTV stalk a Doncaster housing estate trying to flog people some make-up?
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Posted By 'Quinchos Mucholokos' on Wed Nov 8 16:07:22 GMT 2000:
>What about the Calendar Fashion Show??
I - how you say - am likings Brendas Frasers as Shaking Steves? Muchos likings, by me. Is he very good I am thinkings. As well, me is likings Stevies Coogas asa thata bigas twadas Rich-Hard Madleyas, yes? We is likings the "leapos off chairos", is that speciales!
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